Psych Polyclue

is to stare at her like this:

shawn who named lassie like a dog and lassie who always comes when he's called. shawn with his grabby, wandering hands that lassiter lets roam all over his person. shawn and all his talk of "my" detective, "my" lassie. oh, carlton's about to get some closure and hug conforth? nope. not if shawn can help it.

and its not just lassiter, shawn is like this with everyone he deems important enough to keep in his life. gus has a new girlfriend? not on his watch. gus starts hanging out with lassie? shawn doesn't know how to handle that. gus is HIS best friend, and shawn absolutely has to be gus's best friend too. no one else is allowed to have that spot.

before he starts dating juliet, he's possessive of her too. he HATES that guy from the speed dating episode, declan, cameron luntz.... etc. he's quick to jealousy and even quicker to lash out or make an ass of himself because of it. he needs the monopoly on her time and attention.

i want to see her corner gus at the precinct and tell him his shirt really brings out his eyes and maybe she can take it off him later 👀 and then flounce away to flirt with lassie while gus buffers for a good 30 seconds

i want to see her strut around shawn in a low cut top and those tight pants she knows he likes and watch him drool over her, only for her to be like “oh this? just something i slipped on ☺️” and spend all day winding him up

i want her trying not to laugh at lassie doing his best to be a #gentleman but he cant stop himself from ogling her in the field because she’s soo confident and hot and sexy with a weapon in her hand. he watches her take down a suspect and has to take a moment to collect himself because DAMN thats his partner

Shules: dating. the most “normal” relationship dynamic of the polycule but also just know that Juliet tops that little brunette bitc-

Shawn/Gus: queerplatonic life besties. I really don’t have much to add to what’s already canon

Shassie: freaking it crazy style. they hate each other. they have the most insane sex in the world. they threaten to kill each other. they’re constantly in each other’s business. “yes we’re cuddling but don’t think for a second that it means I like you Spencer”

Lassie/Jules: queerplatonic life partners. they understand each other better than anyone else in the world. seriously it’s like they can read each other’s mind it’s freaky

Gus/Jules: honestly a mystery. they kiss for fun and definitely love each other but Shawn and Lassie can not figure out if they’re actually romantically involved. labels really aren’t important. they have girlie pop tea sessions while shassie are busy fighting or fucking

Why didn't Psych ever have a beach day episode?

my favorite silly goofy polycule