boo.

:/

step 1: mitosis

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

Hey guys the star of Let It Snake is graduating high school today lmao

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

happy 10 years of those are his hooves you bitch

why the FUCK am i still on here

nobody warns you adulthood means craving physical contact like it's a vitamin deficiency

I'm not immune to nostalgia for 2010s liberalism a la "this used to be the sjw website" but honestly ...... as much as the overton window has shifted into hell. What with the fascism. It did always kinda suck though didn't it

We Are having such an insane wave of antifeminism in otherwise lefty queer progressive type spaces but it's easy to forget what we used to have was, like. Pussy hats

That being said we did have Black people here before tumblr exploded their blogs. Women, even. And we had sex workers, too. Tumblr's political climate getting Worse can be pretty clearly traced to nuking all the Black women (2016) and sex workers (2018) and trans women (Right Now)

overalls were invented in order to prevent wayward manlets from pulling hard working miners pants down and sucking them off during work hours

I ordered some silicone to play around with for my rosy maple moth costume and Amazon delivered a 20 pound silicone male pelvis with a beautifully rendered hyper realistic dick & balls attachment. It retails at around $100. I asked support if they want it back. They don’t.

everyone should sometimes be cats it's good for you

Looney tools level of hauling ass

Imagine losing a game you rigged