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Father(s) sword - Unexpected Visit / Storm

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The biggest thing I've learned when replaying kcd1 is that there are so many moments you could say that hansry either fucked or got very close to
Hansry feels like a slow burn sometimes due to the fact you only get the confession scene in the very end of the game but like, realistically those fuckers have known each other for less than a year, they were not slow burning shit
Was just thinking about how Hansry post Suchdol would be unbearable. All the details they’ve noticed about each other, all the compliments and praises and flirts they wanted to say but couldn’t to each other for months, would be free to fly and oh boy.
Like, they spend a day at Henry’s forge and he shows his lordship how he wields a hammer, where he makes his potions, where he takes a nap under a tree sometimes, where he washes his Pebbles and Mutt… and Hans smiles fondly at Henry, freely, because now he can. He can even admit to Henry how much he admires his skills, even though he knows it took a lot of sacrifices for his blacksmith boy to get to this point. He’s just so very proud of him, and even prouder to be by his side. Henry has no idea what to say, all bashful, and suggests they have some dinner then a bath in his cellar with Hans because care taking is his love langage.
At some point, just waiting for Hanush is tiring so they ride back to Trosky region to the nomad camp, so that Henry can check on his friends (reminder that the voivod’s family literally adopts Henry after he saves Tibor). And Henry shows Hans the mounted archery, which he’s ecstatic about - and very good at. And Henry gets all sheepish, smiling, and when Hans probes him to speak his mind, Henry admits that he’s always thought that Hans looks really good when he’s using a bow. His focused expression, his posture, the glint in his eyes - he looks magnificent. And Hans blushes and stammers because genuine compliments like this are NEW for them both, as unfamiliar as they are welcome.
One time, they’re hunting, chilling at their camp and talking about a bit of everything, including Sam. And Hans does admit that maybe, perhaps, sometimes, when he saw how well they got along, he was a teensy bit jealous of Sam, and tried to sort of, compete for Henry’s attention. And Henry shakes his head fondly and replies in the like of "hard to compete without any opponent, my lord. Believe me, I’ve only ever had eyes for you". And Hans laughs, sharply, briefly, because that’s his instinctive defense mechanism, but then he stops. And instead he throws himself at Henry and kisses him like a madman. Because now he can.
这一生也没办法。

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Забавно, что добила ее как раз под новость о том, что Люк открывает ресторан с вайбами kcd. Выпьем за любовь, натурально <з
Some of you wanted to see more of Henry's boots from this post, so may I present to you The Boots™
(you can get them from Semine's horse trader and they also count as pants)
Some of you wanted to see more of Henry's boots from this post, so may I present to you The Boots™
(you can get them from Semine's horse trader and they also count as pants)
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Henry when I have him on his fifth bottle of moonshine + sedletz monastery wine (stolen) + whatever was in that barrel I drank from
Before, I was terrified that possible KCD3 could be set in 1419 during the Hussite Wars and that Hans might die, following his real-life history
But now I have an even worse fear: what if KCD3 treats the Hansry romance as just a one-time thing and never acknowledges it again
Like, I genuinely don't know which possibility scares me more
I want to calm your heart a little. Mainly that kcd2 almost clearly states that Hansry when the player chooses it, is not a one-night stand thing. (Hans & Henry's comments about it at the end of the game)
But more importantly, from a marketing perspective it would be an completely stupid move to shove the Hansry romance aside and pretend it didn't exsist in kcd3 (if it's a continuation of Henry's story).
They chose for the romance to be in kcd2, despite the majority of its fans at the time of creation not being interested in it or actively opposed to it. They then also publically and loudly defended the romance for being in the game, likely losing some of their exsisting fans.
And they got rewarded for it by a lot of new fans being brought into the KCD francise because of the exsistance of Hansry. Hansry is one of the reasons why KCD has such an active fandom. A fandom that does a lot of unpaid marketing for the games by producing fan content.
Thus discrediting Hansry would alienate a lot of these new and active fans, which would be a bad business move, considering they sacrificed good will with the old "gamerbrodude's" fans to attract these new fans.
So if they are continuing Henry's story, they might not develop their romance much further than a few voice lines (ala Theresa) but they probably will not pretend it never happend.
Before, I was terrified that possible KCD3 could be set in 1419 during the Hussite Wars and that Hans might die, following his real-life history
But now I have an even worse fear: what if KCD3 treats the Hansry romance as just a one-time thing and never acknowledges it again
Like, I genuinely don't know which possibility scares me more
"The world's full of pretty wenches, but a good friend? Once you find one, you have to hold onto him!"
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I just love Henry's giant, jiggly, slobberknocker milk truck tits.
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Inspired by Intacognito's fanfiction "Calamus"