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in my bed alone having solipsist sex #mysolipsistsex

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

Kinda love how scared miis are in this game. They fear their tiny island being crushed by normal sized food. You can give them a piece of elastic and they look at it with immense horror. They scare each other easily. When truly horrified they just stand still frozen in shock. These are little prey animals to me. I want to protect them from scary things like normal sized steak and haircombs.

the girls are fightingggggg [readjusts my glasses, squinting] by god… it appears i was mistaken. they're…my goodness…by god

they want you to care more about 'job' than yuri... don't fall for this scam

you ever stretch so good you whimper like a faggot and just sigh afterwards

It’s a baps oot look

Item: wee ornament of an olden style wifey wi her baps oot

divine intervention where my guardian angel just beats the shit outta me

The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

Smash Or Pass should never be about attraction, that's what Hear Me Out is for. A Smash on Mickey Mouse is understandable, even respectable. A Hear Me Out on Mickey Mouse however, that requires a lab dissection