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#WHY CAN’T WE GO IN THE LITTLE CAVES IT BOTHERS ME #stardew valley

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Theory:

Pierre ISN’T hiding OR SELLING weed

He actually just has a little grandma garden (unrealistic, he’s a drug dealer)

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SO, Caroline is helping advertise his drug business?? Interesting indeed

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Theory:

Pierre ISN’T hiding OR SELLING weed

He actually just has a little grandma garden (unrealistic, he’s a drug dealer)

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Update to the Lewis x Clint lore

Lewis cheats on Clint with GUS

Guess how I know

BAM

The “spaghetti”? It’s actually a DICK! He’s giving him a bj. Not a PB&J, a BJ!!!

Yeah, once a week Lewis cheats on Clint with Gus like the manwhore he is.

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Guess what?

BOOM

DEMETRIUS IS TRANS

What the homophobes and transphobes feared is exactly what’s happening

It’s the TRANS AGENDA and we’re here to make everybody trans

Guess why Demetrius is trans? Because he has a PERIOD! Why else would he get scarily moody at the same general time in Stardew (he totally does trust)? It’s because HE HAS A PERIOD.

Because. He’s. TRAAAANSSS!!!

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Why is Lewis in Clint’s shop I ask? OLD MAN YAOI. OLD MAN YAOI. The tax he’s collecting? It’s SEX. They love AND hate each other. Or do they just hate each other? TOXIC OLD MAN YAOI

I’m gonna write a FANFIC and it’s gonna be Lewis x Clint Old Man Yaoi

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Mayor Lewis is an elected mayor and therefore a government official. If you suspect him of violating terms of ethical practise, please report him to the Ferngill Republic Department of Agriculture so an inquest can be held by our ethics committee.

The Ferngill Republic Department of Agriculture thinks consent is sexy and do not condone any of our office holders using their privileged position to solicit sexual favours.

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Will it put him in jail is my question (very important)

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Yes.

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very loud evil villain laugh

Time to get to writing

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Why is Lewis in Clint’s shop I ask? OLD MAN YAOI. OLD MAN YAOI. The tax he’s collecting? It’s SEX. They love AND hate each other. Or do they just hate each other? TOXIC OLD MAN YAOI

I’m gonna write a FANFIC and it’s gonna be Lewis x Clint Old Man Yaoi

ferngillrepublicdoa

Mayor Lewis is an elected mayor and therefore a government official. If you suspect him of violating terms of ethical practise, please report him to the Ferngill Republic Department of Agriculture so an inquest can be held by our ethics committee.

The Ferngill Republic Department of Agriculture thinks consent is sexy and do not condone any of our office holders using their privileged position to solicit sexual favours.

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Will it put him in jail is my question (very important)

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IF IT WILL I might write some dropped the soap lore into the fanfic y’all ✌🏻(with multiple inmates of course, one of them being the Joja Mart (JoJa Mart?) owner because he murdered his dog for talking back)

Who knows maybe you’re getting a toxic yaoi Lewis x Clint fanfic with a sprinkle of jail homosexuality

IT’S ALL COMING TOGETHER

Thank you for helping me with my lore @ferngillrepublicdoa

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Alex is Batman and Evelyn is Alfred

NOBODY can change my mind

I DON’T CARE if the lore doesn’t exactly match up

HE’S BATMAN

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Why is Lewis in Clint’s shop I ask? OLD MAN YAOI. OLD MAN YAOI. The tax he’s collecting? It’s SEX. They love AND hate each other. Or do they just hate each other? TOXIC OLD MAN YAOI

I’m gonna write a FANFIC and it’s gonna be Lewis x Clint Old Man Yaoi

ferngillrepublicdoa

Mayor Lewis is an elected mayor and therefore a government official. If you suspect him of violating terms of ethical practise, please report him to the Ferngill Republic Department of Agriculture so an inquest can be held by our ethics committee.

The Ferngill Republic Department of Agriculture thinks consent is sexy and do not condone any of our office holders using their privileged position to solicit sexual favours.

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Will it put him in jail is my question (very important)

#lewis stardew valley #clint stardew valley #stardew fanfic #stardew valley headcanons #stardew headcanon #stardew valley lore #stardew #stardew valley

You know why his name is Professor Snail? Because HE’S TRANS. YOU KNOW THE WORD SNAIL TRAIL? YEAH? THAT RELATES TO A VAG! HE HAS A PUSSAY! HE’S TRANS! PROFESSOR SNAIL TRAIL MORE LIKE! That would be his mean nickname in school because HE’S TRANS.

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Why is Lewis in Clint’s shop I ask? OLD MAN YAOI. OLD MAN YAOI. The tax he’s collecting? It’s SEX. They love AND hate each other. Or do they just hate each other? TOXIC OLD MAN YAOI

I’m gonna write a FANFIC and it’s gonna be Lewis x Clint Old Man Yaoi

#stardew valley #stardew #Stardew lore #stardew fanfic #clint stardew valley #Lewis stardew valley #toxic old man yaoi #old man yaoi

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