Emilia

we all got that 1 friend that brings a sadomasochistic vibe 2 the hangout

i know i’m op but mood

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

this is honestly such a good idea

Okay for those of you living in pitiful ignorance, take a raw ear of corn with the husk on and cut all the way around the base (as pictured: above the point where the husk meets the cob, so that the entire husk is severed but still wrapped around the corn. Do not cut through the cob.) Then, with the husk still on, microwave it for 5-7 minutes. It'll basically steam it inside the husk. Remove from microwave --it will be hot, so use a mitt or a towel--and firmly pull the top of the husk/silk, which should come off easily in one piece, unsheathing a flawless corn on the cob. If it doesn't, you probably need to cut a little higher around the base, so all the leaves are severed. No picking off silk!

the old school internet was run by serious nerds and that was good, actually

the old school internet was run by serious nerds and that was good, actually

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

these hips don't lie but the truths they tell are strange and disquieting

damn they ain't lying, it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people.

oh that's what the dwarves were doing