bitches who rawdog pills are on a level of sadism that i have yet to reach

my best friend being my ex boyfriend qualifies me to be hung for treason i think

some of u tumblr hoes harbor a fake sense of eroticism like can we wake up and smell the fucking coffee please

the sexual tension between me and a rhinoplasty right now

larping my way through this twisted world

no one picking up ur shift is like them walking past u while ur lying in the street naked and profusely bleeding out

i like my men a little sped honestly

i wanna be a skirt girl so bad god please deliver me from my male ways

had a perverted dream about my coworker it’s so over i’m sacrificing myself

archiving my ig posts is all i’m good for

misspelled lana del rey and the girlbloggers took me out back and shot me