COLLECT MY INSTRUMENTS
Stop yelling and don't wake up my kids and I'll consider it

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@poet-slenderman
COLLECT MY INSTRUMENTS
Stop yelling and don't wake up my kids and I'll consider it

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COLLECT MY INSTRUMENTS
wh
what
im sorry i will but what
collect my poetry next.
I am now she her
I have a wife now?
yes :3
I love my wife.
I am now she her
I have a wife now?
I am now she her

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I miss my husband.
Why miss me when you can get me?
Men who are specifically my husband.
A box of twelve cookies is left where Slenderpoet can easily find it. They were very delicately frosted and it looks like any rough edges were trimmed just to make them prettier. Except, of course, for two — which looks like they were decorated by children. They seemed to put a lot of love into it, though! One other seems to have been decorated by someone else, but it looks just as pretty as the ones Tender clearly did. It probably just didn't take them hours of effort like Tender's cookies.
A note was attached written by Tender, "I hope you enjoy them! Happy Valentine's Day."
*Slenderpoet 'smiles', tendrils swishing with delight*
How sweet...
A loud crash.
Cardplayer is here. And. Uh. Oh my god.
Heyyyy!..Poet!..uhhh so great to see you buddy uh ohmyslodineedyourhelp—
- @cardsplendor
I could smell the blood from miles away, and I'm sure I'm not the only one. Come on, follow me, quickly. The children don't need to see this.
The what- ookay then!..
Their head was..very bloody. Their mask was gone, their hands attempting to hide their face away from view.
*They pull Cardplayer into the nearest room and lock it, before searching for a first aid kit.*
How exactly did all this happen..?
i... I don't really wanna talk about it, Po.
a brief squeak can be heard. moth!!
im sorry for bothering you, i really am..!
No, no... Stop that. You need help, desperately.
*Slenderpoet walks over and begins trying to wipe the excess blood so that it can get a better look at the wound*
Its not that bad, really!..
Card winces, moving their hands a bit for better access to the wound.
Yes, it is.
... It isn't that bad, right?
It is.
. . . . .
Sniffle. Oh they emotional
I- i don't know what Ive gotten myself into, Poet..
...I'll make sure it turns out fine. Trust me.
.... airjFOAUFJDK--
sobs. They just kinda hugged poet, a faint squeak in the backround. MMMMMMMOTHHHHH.
That's sweet, but I need you to let go so I can take care of the wound.
A loud crash.
Cardplayer is here. And. Uh. Oh my god.
Heyyyy!..Poet!..uhhh so great to see you buddy uh ohmyslodineedyourhelp—
- @cardsplendor
I could smell the blood from miles away, and I'm sure I'm not the only one. Come on, follow me, quickly. The children don't need to see this.
The what- ookay then!..
Their head was..very bloody. Their mask was gone, their hands attempting to hide their face away from view.
*They pull Cardplayer into the nearest room and lock it, before searching for a first aid kit.*
How exactly did all this happen..?
i... I don't really wanna talk about it, Po.
a brief squeak can be heard. moth!!
im sorry for bothering you, i really am..!
No, no... Stop that. You need help, desperately.
*Slenderpoet walks over and begins trying to wipe the excess blood so that it can get a better look at the wound*
Its not that bad, really!..
Card winces, moving their hands a bit for better access to the wound.
Yes, it is.
... It isn't that bad, right?
It is.
. . . . .
Sniffle. Oh they emotional
I- i don't know what Ive gotten myself into, Poet..
...I'll make sure it turns out fine. Trust me.

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A loud crash.
Cardplayer is here. And. Uh. Oh my god.
Heyyyy!..Poet!..uhhh so great to see you buddy uh ohmyslodineedyourhelp—
- @cardsplendor
I could smell the blood from miles away, and I'm sure I'm not the only one. Come on, follow me, quickly. The children don't need to see this.
The what- ookay then!..
Their head was..very bloody. Their mask was gone, their hands attempting to hide their face away from view.
*They pull Cardplayer into the nearest room and lock it, before searching for a first aid kit.*
How exactly did all this happen..?
i... I don't really wanna talk about it, Po.
a brief squeak can be heard. moth!!
im sorry for bothering you, i really am..!
No, no... Stop that. You need help, desperately.
*Slenderpoet walks over and begins trying to wipe the excess blood so that it can get a better look at the wound*
Its not that bad, really!..
Card winces, moving their hands a bit for better access to the wound.
Yes, it is.
... It isn't that bad, right?
It is.
A loud crash.
Cardplayer is here. And. Uh. Oh my god.
Heyyyy!..Poet!..uhhh so great to see you buddy uh ohmyslodineedyourhelp—
- @cardsplendor
I could smell the blood from miles away, and I'm sure I'm not the only one. Come on, follow me, quickly. The children don't need to see this.
The what- ookay then!..
Their head was..very bloody. Their mask was gone, their hands attempting to hide their face away from view.
*They pull Cardplayer into the nearest room and lock it, before searching for a first aid kit.*
How exactly did all this happen..?
i... I don't really wanna talk about it, Po.
a brief squeak can be heard. moth!!
im sorry for bothering you, i really am..!
No, no... Stop that. You need help, desperately.
*Slenderpoet walks over and begins trying to wipe the excess blood so that it can get a better look at the wound*
Its not that bad, really!..
Card winces, moving their hands a bit for better access to the wound.
Yes, it is.
A loud crash.
Cardplayer is here. And. Uh. Oh my god.
Heyyyy!..Poet!..uhhh so great to see you buddy uh ohmyslodineedyourhelp—
- @cardsplendor
I could smell the blood from miles away, and I'm sure I'm not the only one. Come on, follow me, quickly. The children don't need to see this.
The what- ookay then!..
Their head was..very bloody. Their mask was gone, their hands attempting to hide their face away from view.
*They pull Cardplayer into the nearest room and lock it, before searching for a first aid kit.*
How exactly did all this happen..?
i... I don't really wanna talk about it, Po.
a brief squeak can be heard. moth!!
im sorry for bothering you, i really am..!
No, no... Stop that. You need help, desperately.
*Slenderpoet walks over and begins trying to wipe the excess blood so that it can get a better look at the wound*
A loud crash.
Cardplayer is here. And. Uh. Oh my god.
Heyyyy!..Poet!..uhhh so great to see you buddy uh ohmyslodineedyourhelp—
- @cardsplendor
I could smell the blood from miles away, and I'm sure I'm not the only one. Come on, follow me, quickly. The children don't need to see this.
The what- ookay then!..
Their head was..very bloody. Their mask was gone, their hands attempting to hide their face away from view.
*They pull Cardplayer into the nearest room and lock it, before searching for a first aid kit.*
How exactly did all this happen..?
A loud crash.
Cardplayer is here. And. Uh. Oh my god.
Heyyyy!..Poet!..uhhh so great to see you buddy uh ohmyslodineedyourhelp—
- @cardsplendor
I could smell the blood from miles away, and I'm sure I'm not the only one. Come on, follow me, quickly. The children don't need to see this.

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*… your husband is writing something…*
— @absurdly-tall-slendy
*They've still been lurking around him, and are currently trying to glance at what he's up to*
*…. Oh! He’s trying to write poetry! Good for him!*
*Curious tendril flick*
Oh..?
*… emphasis on TRYING. He sighs.*
how the hell do xey do it so FLAWLESSLY…?
Something wrong..?
*… your husband is writing something…*
— @absurdly-tall-slendy
*They've still been lurking around him, and are currently trying to glance at what he's up to*
*…. Oh! He’s trying to write poetry! Good for him!*
*Curious tendril flick*
Oh..?