a boy so pretty I can't decide if I wanna ride his dick or his face first

I’m soft if you know how to care for me

My pupils turn to hearts when you grab my jaw and force eye contact with me btw

If you saw me recreationally vaccinating homeschooled children with blow darts then you should be thanking me, no? Relax a little. Blow darts are cool

You are just jealous of my ethical human safari

No, babe, the music has to stay on while we fuck.

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

so uh….. the idea of someone fucking me for stress relief…. kinda hot 

Yea I want to rearrange your guts but first how was your day? Did you eat?