unstoppable.

wowzers.

i work all day and i come back to see myself being embarrassed.

wowzers.

🙄🙄🙄.

We really don’t give a fuck about Brian Cage.

i’ll (adoringly) step on your neck anytime you want, baby 🥰 @planetvipress

and please you definitely do. when am i seeing you next? 😩

i’ll (adoringly) step on your neck anytime you want, baby 🥰 @planetvipress

only if i get it too! squash me.

you ever pull down a guys pant and notice how red his fuckin' dick is? like okay Rudolph the Red - Nose Reindeer.

some hookup you are!

you ever pull down a guys pant and notice how red his fuckin' dick is? like okay Rudolph the Red - Nose Reindeer.

did you nurse his poor rashy dick?

you ever pull down a guys pant and notice how red his fuckin' dick is? like okay Rudolph the Red - Nose Reindeer.

i’m not laughing.. i promise i am not laughing.

you ever pull down a guys pant and notice how red his fuckin' dick is? like okay Rudolph the Red - Nose Reindeer.

you were fucking elmo??

hello everyone, the pink dream pulled some kind of shoulder muscle reaching for the last cup all the way in the back of the cabinet. something in me told me just to wash a cup in the sink, but i was determined.. and now i’m here asking, do you think i’ll need it amputated? it kinda hurts? i shrug and it’s a little painful? i’m concerned ! 🤕