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i've been so good about not sharing every little thing about this particular WIP so. as a treat to myself. i'm going to share more of it lmao
And once more, before he could protest or question otherwise, she took the shears and snipped nine of her whiskers, all from the same side, and then placed the nine of them into his hand.
The baron stared at them for a long, long moment, and then brought his gaze back to the little cat, and asked, “...What am I to do with these?”
“I don’t know.”
“Then what great advantage is afforded to me in taking them from you?”
“That you have them, and I don’t.”
“I see.”
“It’s very simple.”
“You certainly do believe so,” Baron agreed and then left.
aaaand
In the noontime of the second day, the baron traveled over the river to the east of his home, just to the opposite bank in all its pristine golden-green sheen, where he was immediately greeted by a friendly if harried cat the color of ash, clad in a shiny, red sash which was looped over his right shoulder and hugged his left side.
“Thank goodness you’re here!” He exclaimed. “I’ve been looking all over for my sweetie’s other half, and I haven’t been able to locate it anywhere!”
Baron hesitated, looking the little thing up and down a few times, and then remarked, “Well, I had assumed I would be searching for you, my good man.”
“Not me, my halves remain connected, as you can see by looking at me.” Here, the bridegroom did a little spin to show just how unblemished he was. “Hurry, hasten, she is in the wildflowers yonder, and there’s no time to idle!”
The gentle bride-cat the baron was led to had a quite wan, chagrined look, although she welcomed her company as graciously as might be expected otherwise. More than graciously, in fact, as she had, indeed, been cut in half at her midsection, and laid upon the grass and buzzing bees with her paws folded politely and placidly upon her chest.
my single fic for the birthday bash has about 1800 words :v
im trying really hard to write it more as a relatively straightforward fairy tale which means Cutting Through a lot of the stuff i would normally get stuck on so my hopes are high that i'll finish it in time :o
stumbled across an old thread which involved manga!natori interacting with haku and struck again by how Perfect of a crossover that idea is. manga-based cat kingdom which is heavily implied to be part of the afterlife and all its citizens spirits? of course they'd visit the bathhouse in the spirit realm-- albeit probably not to indulge in the baths themselves, at least not very much, but for the food and the VIP rooms etc etc
i've had the god of love!AU stuck in my head lately and came across this dollmaker
mr love god put his assistant in an awkward position to cover for one of his mistakes and is trying to sweet-talk his way out of it

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what would be the most comically mundane way to get cut in half do you think 🤔
if 8 can scrounge up some more Ambition i think i will have At Least three things to show for the birthday bash
8.........
if 8 can scrounge up some more Ambition i think i will have At Least three things to show for the birthday bash
almost to the point of pulling my hair out over this but i have no clue what to Call such a creature-- idk that it's quite a lich, but something that did in fact separate its heart or soul from its body and deposit it into Something Else for safekeeping. it's never addressed just what that creature Is since its heart/soul/Whatever is what takes up the runtime of the story. should i just call that a lich or is there some other term that fits better
or should i just make up a term
in hindsight i should have known a prompt like fairy tale AU would open the floodgates for me
i won't be sharing many snippets of this one if i can help it just bc i think it'll be fun to keep most of it a mystery ghfhife. i am still a sucker for certain fairy tale tropes tho rip
“How do you know?”
“I know. You are very learned, but you don’t know everything.” Then, with an impish smile so small it was very near unseeable, “I do. I know everything.”
The baron bristled a little. “Well— then give to me your requirements, and I will do what I must.” And I will show you you don’t, he thought crossly as well.
To that, the old cat appeared to think for a long moment, eventually standing on all fours and wandering to the edge of its oval cage, where it stood as like a man and grasped at the bars, staring up at him with its cool gaze unwavering.
“Three tasks over three nights to prove your worth, and it will give you what you ask of it once they are done.”
“Three is too many. I think it should be two.”
“Three is traditional.”
“One would be even better.”
“Three,” the cat repeated patiently, almost kindly, “Or no wish at all.”
“Three, it is then,” Baron agreed.
Although, of course, at the moment, the baron’s ‘real, bona fide’ monster was not particularly impressive nor imposing, and from the way his good friend Haru was eyeing the little thing lounging sedately, politely, within its cage with its tail lazily thrashing back and forth it must be clear to him that she was weighing her words, deliberating on the best way to approach the underwhelming optics of the situation.
“...It’s a cat,” she eventually observed, succinct and devastating.

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with my head in my hands bc ik i already said my entries this year are going to be so self-indulgent but i didn't realize they'd be THAT self-indulgent
and. tbh. very uhhhh Characteristic of me too lmao
in hindsight i should have known a prompt like fairy tale AU would open the floodgates for me
i won't be sharing many snippets of this one if i can help it just bc i think it'll be fun to keep most of it a mystery ghfhife. i am still a sucker for certain fairy tale tropes tho rip
“How do you know?”
“I know. You are very learned, but you don’t know everything.” Then, with an impish smile so small it was very near unseeable, “I do. I know everything.”
The baron bristled a little. “Well— then give to me your requirements, and I will do what I must.” And I will show you you don’t, he thought crossly as well.
To that, the old cat appeared to think for a long moment, eventually standing on all fours and wandering to the edge of its oval cage, where it stood as like a man and grasped at the bars, staring up at him with its cool gaze unwavering.
“Three tasks over three nights to prove your worth, and it will give you what you ask of it once they are done.”
“Three is too many. I think it should be two.”
“Three is traditional.”
“One would be even better.”
“Three,” the cat repeated patiently, almost kindly, “Or no wish at all.”
“Three, it is then,” Baron agreed.
in hindsight i should have known a prompt like fairy tale AU would open the floodgates for me
my favorite thing about navigating fanfiction is finding a really good one and being all “oh boy this was good, I hope they have more!” and literally every other story they’ve ever written was for like Miami Vice
the tag game on this post is so strong
#a lot of the time this happens because someone in their 40’s got into 1 new thing and threw a fic at it before resuming business as usual#like sorry gang they’re not a youth who’s weirdly into your mom’s shows they’re your mom who played genshin impact
i have some very self-indulgent things planned for this birthday bash

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went to add the prompts to last year's birthday bash document (updated with this year's prompts ofc) and rediscovered this idea i had written down for last year's prompt of 'mistaken identity' and tbh. i still kinda want to try writing it lmao
muta dodging natori clocking him for renaldo moon in some kinda AU. or just. canon. but slightly to the left. if natori had a second to interact with muta Alone and had a moment where he’s eventually like ‘yOU’ but muta, knowing full well he is in fact yOU keeps going like ‘nah, not me, that guy’s a total fatso and i’m all muscle. check this out (lifts a nearby guard) crazy right’
The Cat Returns Birthday Bash 2026
The Cat Returns Birthday Bash prompt list is now live!
The event will run from July 19th to July 25th, is open to anyone who wants to participate, and you can create whatever you want. Fic, poetry, traditional art, digital art, just as long as it is Cat Returns related, with the exception of Free Day, where you can share original works as well.
The prompts for this year are:
19th - Found Family / Nobility & Aristocracy 20th - Happy Birthday / Free Day 21st - Reincarnation / Curse 22nd - Amnesia / Child Acquisition 23rd - Masks / Mythology 24th - Fairy Tale AU / Time Travel 25th - Second Chances / Jealousy
I can't wait to see what you all create!