Pleb The Original

just woke up from another one so I'm sending it before I forget (my apologies in advance to @oath-to-stay-whole cause this was about the oatlings). So it started with me reading a comic about Mind reading a twitter thread arguing that Mickey from Myth of the Machine should be the new yuri of the month before getting kidnapped by an evil organization conspiring to make him the next yuri of the month. Somehow he escapes and Apollo was tasked to track him down cause Apollo was working for them. It was actually a leader as it lead a crew of evil minions flying a jet (there was also a little computer icon of its face which swapped to a cute version where instead of the full teeth it hand fangs) before the comic ended with it stalking Mind around a corner before Mind looked up at his inexplicably bell covered crown with the expectation he was gonna throw it to distract Apollo. Then I scrolled to the next comic which was a some kind of time skip or something as it cut to Harmony and Cee hosting a party in a gigantic mansion full of people. Eventually the two started to wander outside to get away from everything as more guests poured in (including Luigi and Daisy for some reason) through the front wall which had a giant window. But that was interrupted by the jet from earlier crashing through the window and causing everyone to panic. A painting started to fall of someone my mind identified as "the mayor" to which Soul tried to save it but instead he accidentally punched through the painting's eyes and got it stuck on his arms (which for some reason my mind identified as an "Astro Boy canon event" when this did not fucking happen in Astro Boy"). And I guess the oatlings were in hiding cause the panic got worse at everyone "seeing" Soul. Then as Soul panicked and kept slamming the painting on the ground, Apollo got out of the jet and started shooting people with laser guns alongside the evil minions but it decided what Soul was doing was more fun so it went over and tore the entire side of the painting off. Then it cut to 2oul in the wreckage deciding to just copy them and he recruited M1nd and H3art to start ripping off another painting. Then it finally cut to Cee and Harmony at the side entrance as everyone leaving as Cee explained that these things just showed up sometimes and he figured it was just a sign his dosage was too high (also there was a pale yellow baby nearby that my brain assumed was theirs).

i feel so paternal for any jashlings that are more oc than jash. also for any that are more jash than oc, more lyrical than cover art, more projection than stated word, more "fanon" than "canon", more personal interp than common community census, and all the other ways around..

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