The Place Where Gods Come to Play

Created a piece for the Artshow theme which is Cherry blossoms. Took around 2 hours :)

Smite Loki for @takethisjunglebuff!

You motherfuckers will go out talking about how hot some gods are (mostly girls qnd even on top, all the wrong ones) but will literally do nothing to make some goodass shit like fucking imagine all the posibilites of shit like:

Getting straight out vored by Bakasura and the later on spitted out covered by whatever weird ass goo he throws, as he starts ganging up on you with his minions. Or just resting on hachi's huge chest/sniffing his armpits and worshiping his body while stroking his dick. Tiamat just absolutly destroying your whole body as she just whatches and enjoys it sadistically.

THAT'S THE GOOD SHIT!!!!! Not some garbage like "oough, wHaT iF aPHrO wAS PeNEtRaTEd bY a DIcK" Shut the fuck up you vanilla ass boring non original mediocre motherfuckers, I don't give a fuck if you put your standars to the garbage level that you've lived but some people have actual class and taste so let the adults actually talk.

And you wanna know what pisses me off the most? There's almost none content about the male gods because you're all some lazy fuckos and when there is it's some shit were you just go "wtf is this shit" stop fucking making this beautiful motherfuckers into some random ass white twink because those kind of "people" are a fucking menace to society, and not in a good way. These fucking homewreckers will take everything for you and they. Will. Not. Hesitate.

GOD I HATE PEOPLE WITH BAD TASTE, and don't think I not know, I can smell you fucker from miles away, you and your doctor who ass. I hate you I hope you burn in hell Bye.

i was going to make a confession for this but i really couldn't think of where to start and this is such a powerful rant i had to keep it in its original form

Damn that's kinda tough... for the past year or two I feel like they've done a great job with skins and improved a lot, but I'll try my best to pick some

Skins that had some potential but ended up bad / disappointing:

Battleship Heaven Nu Wa

This skin really has a wonderful base model, but the nerve of being an unlimited final reward in an event priced at 3600 fucking gems??? Really nothing about it is redeeming in any way and it basically has no new sound effects or abilities, just a flashy yet boring ultimate, also WHY is she wearing that ugly ass boat? 😭😭

Beamy Chibi Ra

I really just hate this lil fucker, his voicelines are so irritating cause he screeches during every ability, also his model is one of the worst chibi skins

Chibi Inu Amaterasu

why is she a dog? why did she get another chibi skin? why was this battle pass a thing??

Jackal Tech Anubis

This skin takes the annoying and absurd size of his T5 and turns it into an ugly mech skin with stiff animations and horrible ability fx

Fabled Artio

I remember the amount of people on twitter/reddit/twitch saying how uncomfortable this skin made them, something I never witnessed from a smite skin before. We really didn't need a sexualized little red riding hood skin, it could've been a really cool concept if taken seriously like Scylla's but they didn't even take the time to make her wolf form look good so

Spirit Guide Artio

I adored this fan concept, but whoever did this at HiRez fucked up and I think its incredibly embarrassing for their team to produce this result and release it for a community skin contest winner... also why is it unlimited?

Amazon Athena

Classic Bacchus Texture Update

Top = New

Camelot, Olympus, both will bend to my will!