yorgos lanthimos is having a special screening of his movie where you can watch it if you shave your head. It's called the bald screening. This isn't a joke

Finally a movie for my bald ass

her if/then pussy got me making a statement

or else

chained up to the mountain, straight up "losing it" and by "it" , haha, well, let's justr say, my liver

Guys i just joined the plato fandom is he on hiatus or something why hasnt he released anything in uhhh... 2000 years . Maybe hes taking a little break

okay so i read that the dramatic date of The Gorgias couldve been 405 BCE or around then (there's a lot of contradiction in when it actually was BUT if you go with this date you can have this awful ensuing headcanon), which means this statement couldve been made shortly after the death of Alcibiades and either Socrates knew about it (and thus is lamenting the loss of one of his loves), or he doesn't know and he's proclaiming his love for Alcibiades while Alcibiades lies dead somewhere 👍

I like preschool lunch time because it means I get to observe the Preschool Agora. or 3-4 year olds having conversations amongst each other in a large group. such as today they discussed who's been a baby before (conclusion: "even people we don't know") and who the first people were on earth ("let me guess," said one, "me.")

I have morning sickness everyday, because I'm pregnant with the truth.

Fucking guy