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life hates to see me winning, and now my macbook charger is frying itself everytime i plug it in and i would like to not burn my apartment down so idk when iâll be able to write again, so rn elâs return to tumblr celly is paused :(.
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iâm out of my nearly TWO YEAR (would be two years in may) retirement & missing you all like crazy.
i apologize so sincerely for the unannounced hiatus đ
i did the same thing a year or two prior before this one, sigh.
i was a mere junior in hs when i was active on here writing about our beloved hockey players. THATS CRAAAAZY
now iâm in my first year at college & have more free time to write
and i miss the community here on tumblr (not the toxic aspect of course)
and all the friends iâve made from it ):
i think when i was active on here, it was around the time for college apps and making sure my gpa is up and all and taking requests and making sure i posted (somewhat) regularly was just A LOT on me
and instead of communicating that with you all, i didnât
my sincerest apologies
iâm going to open up my asks & inbox or whatever and you guys can ask me anything from the nearly two years iâve been gone
can be about college (just not the name)
or me
or whatâs been happening
or something hockey related
or whatever it is you want to ask
(just i ask no requests at the moment please)
(i will say, when the time comes, i can now take smut requests)
iâm going to be sprucing my account up and fixing it, so itâs under constructionâaffective immediately
i do have a few drafts i may be posting in the near future
be on the lookout
i love you all and hope you all can forgive me đ
idk if ur still taking requests but if u are matthew knies with either 12 or 22 please :)
[smut] in the club
pairing: matthew knies x fem!reader
summary: matthew doesnât like the club, but he likes you
authors note: reader is on birth control for the sake of bc i said so. not proofread at all, or edited so yk.
warnings: smut, mentions of alcohol, p in v, unprotected sex, use of âgood girlâ, cussing, reader calls matthew handsome idk, lmk if i missed any
matthew never really liked going out. sure, heâd go to the club to celebrate wins with the team,
or to celebrate friends birthdays, but he didnât like the constant noise or the slew of girls that came up to him looking for a quick fuck just because of his name and status.
but tonight was different. he was once again out celebrating another win with the team, rejecting girls and trying to make sure mitch didnât make a fool of himself. he was convinced this night was another bust where heâd be stuck taking care of those who lost themselves in the endless drinks, but then he saw you.
youâd just walked in, hand in hand with a few friends, laughing at some lame joke. dressed in a red dress that hugged your figure perfectly. gold and silver jewelry has never looked better together, he was absolutely convinced. your black heels made your legs look absolutely delicious, the muscles in your thighs accentuated with every step you took.
his staring didnât go unnoticed.
âyouâre being eye-fuckedâ your friend leaned over and whispered to you. your eyes scanned the room before locking on a tall, broad man. striking green eyes catching yours, neither of you making any move to break eye contact.
he was dressed in a pair of jeans and a white shirt that gripped his biceps in a way that had your thighs squeezing together. he was yummy.
âdude, go get her,â matthew was snapped out of his daze by auston slapping a rough and on his shoulder. he looked at the drink in his hand, mitch clinging to the couch, and back at auston who shook his head, âiâve got him. you go.â
matthew nodded, âiâll see you guys later.â auston smirked, âno you wonât.â
matthew downed the rest of his beer and began making his way to the empty seat next to you. you made it a point not to notice, or point out that you had, him.
the bartender walked over and matthew held his bottle up signaling for another, before also nodding over to your close to empty drink. âanother for the pretty girl also.â you smiled.
âpretty girl, huh?â youâd stopped swirling the remnants of your martini in the glass and turned to face the large man next to you. his green eyes were captivating, but also slightly scary. they felt like they were staring into your very being.
âjust being honest.â matthew shrugged at the words and thanked the bartender for your refilled drinks. âyou here with anyone?â he knew you were. your friends had left you the minute he made his way over.
âwhy? wanna take this conversation elsewhere?â the insinuation was unexpected to him. those lips looked like theyâd never uttered a lewd word in your lifetime, but god he couldnât resist knowing what they felt like wrapped around him.
he smirked and pulled your chair closer to him, âi was intending to talk to you more, but if you wanna skip all that,â
you smiled at his words, and downed the rest of your drink before standing up. âcome on handsome, i donât bite. unless you want me to.â
matthew swore under his breath and grabbed your hand leading you down the hallway toward the bathrooms. he shoved the door open and pushed you inside, pressing you against the door and connecting your lips in a hungry dance.
teeth clashed and matthew reached behind you to lock the door. his hands raked over your frame, pulling at the red dress that captivated him. your hands slid down to the waistband of his jeans, popping the button open and sliding one hand inside.
he was semi hard, just from the kissing. you squeezed the tip of his cock and he hissed into the kiss, pressing more into your hand. you pulled away from the kiss to drop down to your knees, taking his pants and boxers down with you.
his cock stood tall, tip tinged a bright pink accompanied by a thick vein that ran down the shaft of it, your hand barely wrapping around the girth. âfuck, youâre so big.â
matthew grabbed onto your hair as you began stroking him. you brought his cock to your lips and began tapping it against you. this whole situation was so erotic, matt was convinced heâd be thinking about it for weeks.
âcome on pretty girl, suck it for me.â his voice was so much deeper, slightly raspier, and who were you to say no?
you took what you could into your mouth, hallowing your cheeks around it, and dragging your tongue against the tip on its way in. the man above you cussed and gripped your hair a little tighter. his hips bucked slightly making you gag slightly, the squeeze of your throat bring him closer to the edge.
you pulled off of him, using your saliva to coat the rest of him, allowing your hand too glide across him easier. matthew used the hand in your hair to pull you up and reconnect your lips. you moaned into the kiss and he gripped your thighs to lift you up. he walked you over the counter and turned you so you faced the mirror.
he lifted your dress up so it gathered around your hips and pulled your thong to the side. you were already soaking just from sucking him off and he loved it. matthew stuck his middle and ring finger into his mouth, coating them before bringing them down to your cunt. his eyes connected with yours in the mirror and he watched as your jaw fell open at the intrusion of his fingers.
matt curled them down seeking that spongy spot deep in your cunt, smiling when you let out a high pitched moan when he found it. his fingers fucked into you in such a way you werenât sure youâd be able to replicate by yourself. youâd never felt so full, just from his fingers. your legs began to get weak at the thought. matthew noticed this and pulled his fingers out making you whine in protest.
âcalm down,â he said and lifted your hips to line himself up with your entrance. he moved his hands so one was holding you up and the other was guiding his cock into you. he relished in the deep moan you let you and the way you squeezed around him with every inch he pushed in.
âthere you go, taking me like a good girl. look at that. such a pretty pussy you got.â his words made your head spin, the look in his eyes almost making you cum on the spot. this. this was heaven. he filled you so deep you didnât even think this was possible. he pulled out slightly before he began hammering into you.
every thrust of his hips sent you into the counter, you were sure it would leave bruises along the tops of your thigh but you couldnât find it in you to care at the moment. not when the big hockey player behind you was the cause of it. every thrust had your vision going blurry. his tip kissed your cervix every time he pushed in, balls slapping against your clit in such a way you never thought youâd feel pleasure from.
matthew let out deep groans every now and again, a breathy fuck left his lips everytime youâd squeeze around him, and a lewd squelching sound echoed in the dim bathroom everytime he pushed back in.
âclose. i- oh fuck- iâm gonna cum.â your moans picked up, and so did matthewâs thrusts. he put both hands on your hips to pull you back into his, âcum for me pretty. come on, i know you can.â
your vision went dark, your legs shook and your hands gripped the sink in front of you. matthew had never heard such an ethereal moan than yours when you came. cum began gathering at the base of his cock and his thrusts began to fall out of rhythm.
âfuck fuck fuck fuck,â matthew let out before slamming his hips into you, shooting ropes of cum deep into your cunt. his breathing was heavy and he let go of your hips causing him to slide out of you slightly.
he slowly thrusted, riding out the rest of his climax and overstimulating the both of you before fully pulling out. a mix of your cum and his leaked out of you and onto the floor. he moved your underwear back into place and helped pull your dress down.
your legs were weak and sore, but tolerable. you watched the man pull his pants and boxers up and look back at you.
âiâve got a nice shower at my place. you know, so we can clean up.â matthew said, a sly way of inviting you back to his to âclean upâ. you smiled at him and stuck a hand out, âtake me home, handsome.â
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Matt Rempe 1. âMake it fitâ Please or childhood best friends to lovers ;)
[smut] so big
pairing: matt rempe x fem!reader
summary: you want matty, all of him
authors note! inspo from this video. it is twt porn so be warned. this is also unedited bc i like lost the plot and then refound it idk
warning: smut, size kink, swear words, mentions of pain during intercourse, p in v, unprotected sex, begging. lmk if i missed any!
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you and matt have been dating for a few months now, and youâve done just about everything. except have sex. no matter how much you begged and pleaded with the man, he would not budge on his firm no.Â
it wasnât that matt found you unattractive, or didnât wanna have sex with you. god, his mouth told you the exact opposite everytime his tongue glides over your cunt. he didnât wanna hurt you.Â
matt was very aware of his size, you were very aware of his size. after all, the length had to match the height, and that was mattâs biggest worry. you werenât the smallest of girls, but compared to him? you stood no chance. or so he thought.Â
you had a plan, though. you wanted him, all of him, and tonight was the night.Â
matt had a day off between practices and games and had been gaming all day. you didnât complain, it gave you more than enough time to plan how youâd actually make it happen.Â
you walked on light feet into his gaming room, very careful to not get picked up on his mic. he didnât mind if you were in here, loved it actually, but you assumed he didnât want the guys to hear what he was about to fall victim to.Â
you crept over to him, giving his head a kiss when you were within reach. matt turned to look at you and brought his large hand up to cover his mic,Â
âwhat ya doin?âÂ
you gave him a sly smile and uttered a quiet ânothingâ before falling to your knees and climbing under his desk. he gave you a stern look, but the way he licked his lips and lifted his hips when you grabbed hold of his sweats told you something else.Â
your hand wrapped around his length, just barely covering the girth of it. you ran a thumb against the spot you knew always got him hard almost instantly, before pulling away to spit in your hand. Â
the saliva added a slickness that helped you easily glide over the manâs length. matt let out a sigh above you, it mixing into the ramblings of his teammates and not coming to attention.Â
you gave him a few more strokes before taking the tip into your mouth and sucking, causing a sharp âoh fuckâ to leave the brunettes lips and his knees to jerk toward the top of his desk. he quickly muted his mic, bringing one of his hands down to stroke the side of your face before threading his fingers into your hair and pulling you off of him.Â
âlet me finish this match, baby, then i promise iâll take care of you.â you pouted at his words and moved to sit on his lap, his cock rubbing against your folds. his eyes darkened at the feeling of your bare cunt against him.Â
âbut matty, i want you now,â you paused and stared straight into his eyes while grabbing his length in your hand and lined it up to your entrance, âall of you.â
you finished your sentence by sinking down onto his tip, hissing at the way he stretched you. mattâs head fell back, headset falling to the floor, and his hands gripped at your waist, âdonât wanna hurt you.â
âplease. needed you in me all day.â he looked unsure at your words, âare you sure you can take it? it might be too big for you, hun.â you whined at his words, âitâll fit. just fuck me.âÂ
the man picked you up, pulling out what little bit of his length was in you, and walked you both over to the bed. he laid you on your stomach and pushed your face down into the mattress, âas much as iâd love to see your face when i went in all the way, itâll be easier this way. i need you to promise me youâll let me know if itâs too much.â
âi promise matty, swear it. just please- please fuck me.â he complied with your words, stroking his cock a few times before sliding into you, very slowly. you let out a high-pitched moan, the stretch slightly burning your cunt.Â
âoh fuck- youâre so so tight.â matt threw his head back, taking deep breaths to not cum too early. he bottomed out and stayed for a few moments, giving you a chance to fully adjust to his length. it didnât take long, as you began fucking yourself onto him. moans of his name spilled from your mouth and this is something heâd have on his mind forever. he knew it.
he grabbed onto your back to stop your hips from moving and pulled his length out nearly to the tip before shoving it back into you, you moaning every time he hit that spot deep inside of you. you swore you could feel him in your ribs. he sped up his thrusts, your moans getting louder and more frequent the faster and harder he went. he thrusted a few more times before pulling out of you fully, causing you to whine but it didnât last for long.
matt grabbed you and flipped you onto your back and was hammering inside of you before you could fully complain about missing him. this view was truly erotic. your face becoming more fucked out, eyes rolling back and mouth wide open. matt couldnât take his eyes off himself going in and out of your cunt, a ring of cum collecting around the base of his cock. his eyes drifted up and spotted something that truly made him nearly come undone.Â
âlook baby. you see that?â you lifted your head and looked down. your stomach bulged every time he slid in. you could see him, his cock, poking up with every manic thrust the man above you gave. you nearly came at the sight, but you really started to feel the knot when matt placed his hand over where is cock was bulging out and applied pressure.Â
âoh fuck matty, not gonna last long.â mattâs hair fell in front of his eyes and he leaned over you to go even harder. he brought the hand from your stomach down to your clit and rubbed his thumb over the nerves. your vision went black, and your body began to shake harder than ever before. mattâs orgasm was very shortly behind yours, sped up by the feeling of you squeezing around him.Â
he pulled out and came on your stomach, falling to the side of you, chest heaving with heavy breaths. he looked at your face and saw nothing but pure bliss. your eyes were still closed, a small smile on your face. you laid like that for a few more seconds before turning to matt,
had a few people ask: yes, im still taking requests!! ill post if theyâre closed, and the smuts should start rolling out soon do not fear. im j a slow writer bc it has to be perfect and ill restart a million times if i dont like it.
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