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Hi! I'm Salem! I'm a freelancer living in a region that has similar climate to Alola (but not Alola). I'm just a Guy living a normal life with my mother in our apartment, posting photos of my Ditto and any 'mon I come across.

Stanley (the sigilyph) is weird. I don't own him. He started showing up one day in my apartment and I guess he's part of the household now.

Between the two of them, Blorbo(my ditto) has no braincells and Stanley may have one too many braincells because he's too smart for his own good. We can't get Stanley to leave so I guess he's part of the family now.

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what’s your favorite outfit you’ve ever put on your pokemon?

It's less that I put outfits on my pokemon, and more that I work with my team to find good looking outfits that they enjoy, just like I would with my human clients. That being said I DO have some looks we've developed for them that I'm quite proud of, and you can tell my teammates love wearing! For example, this is one of Jade's favourite outfits!

She loves wearing pants and it's always a treat when we find another pair that we can shove her dress into without it being too obvious and looking bad, and the red jacket and belt really just compliments some of the natural greens of her body, not to mention how all the gold pops. We had to get some adjustments done on the waistline of the pants and sleeves of the jacket to make them fit right, but it was SO worth it, and Jade's psychic power definitely helps get everything on even it it wouldn't work otherwise.

#OOH!!#She looks so dapper!!!#Reblog #Rotomblr #Pkmn irl

i got sick thanks to my flu shot recently and now he wont stop looking at me like this.

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pls look at how my ditto sleeps...

...orb...

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@ladyzee-oddityhunter asked:

Hello sweetie! Welcome to Rotomblr! Have fun and stay safe out there! ✨

So! What’s your favorite pokemon and what do you love about them? 💖

Waahh! Thank you so much! :)

I have to say I'm definitely biased towards Ditto since I've had Blorbo (my pet ditto) for almost my entire life! He's my little goopy goober...

I think mareep come as a close second! Fluffy lightning rods...

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I live in an apartment complex and management just put out an announcement that there is a Mr. Mime loose somewhere on the premises and some folks have been walled out of their houses 💀💀💀 That explains the ranger presence lately omg

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UPDATE: I CAME HOME TO THIS SITTING IN FRONT OF THE APARTMENT DOOR??? Luckily its at an angle so i could squeeze thru... Had to report to management about this though since the Mr Mime was last spotted in the block across mine.

#Mr mime #rotomblr #pkmn irl #pokemon unreality #Pokeblogging

how many times has blorbo pranked you, for example, hiding something and taking its place

This is so belated and I'm so sorry for how long it took for me to FINALLY answer this omg

He does this a lot. It's like when growlith steal your clothes or chair to get your attention or affection.

Thankfully, Blorbo isn't very good at imitating things so it's easy to pick him out! He can only change into things that are equal to or roughly more or less than his own mass. He's also not very smart :)

He's my dumb boy.

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I live in an apartment complex and management just put out an announcement that there is a Mr. Mime loose somewhere on the premises and some folks have been walled out of their houses 💀💀💀 That explains the ranger presence lately omg

#pokemon unreality #pkmn irl #pokemon #rotomblr #Mr mime #How did one get here???#Who does it belong to????#Pokeblogging

CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU???

#pkmn irl #pokemon unreality #salemsphotoalbum #rotomblr #sigilyph #pokeblogging #HE OPENED THE DOOR ON HIS OWN

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i took a bug into the pewter city museum and experienced an emotion

#Reblog #I should take blorbo to the museum...

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this is stanley. stanley likes my mom's buddha statue. my mom doesn't like stanley as much.

we don't own a sigilyph.

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WOW SORRY I entirely forgot about this blog!! I swear I'm not dead but I can't promise I'll be consistently posting here.

Here's a photo of blorbo when he broke into the pineapple cookies.

#unreality #pokemon unreality #pkmn irl #salemsphotoalbum #pokemon #ditto #rotomblr #pokeblogging

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I don’t want to doxx myself because I’m sure this is all over the news but my Bergmite just froze a kid alive at the poke park after he wouldn’t leave him alone. Do you think me and my Bergmite are protected?

prooooobably not. i'm usually not one for helping criminals avoid manslaughter cases but if that were me i would go into hiding ASAP. like underground. like evil team alliance for protection. like don't tell people on the internet about this

#OH MY GOD THIS WAS ON THE NEWS OVER HERE #HELLO ANON???

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#i once got blorbo to sit into a call from a wfh meeting #would u believe me if i said no one noticed #bc i dont talk ALMAO #blorbo had fun tho #he likes playing twinsies but hes usually too dumb to pretend to be me

went to the temple yesterday for the first time since covid hit

nice to see ‘Xiao Fuo’ (Little Fire) the growlithe here is still thriving. The chimecho infestation is new tho but i dont think anyone minds. They make for nice ambience while praying

#chimecho #growlith #growlithe #pokemon unreality #unreality #pkmn irl #salemsphotoalbum #some larger and more commercial temples have arcanines around #but i think xiao fuo is perfectly happy being the singular guard dog for this temple

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WHERE DID ALL THE LOTADS COME FROM I’VE NEVER SEEN SO MANY CONGREGATE IN THE RAIN

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Living in a tropical country w a lot of tropius is nice and all but the fruit they shed everywhere stinks after awhile :')

ALSO A SKARMORY SAT ON MY CAR WHEN I GOT DOWN FOR A HAIR CUT. DO YOU KNOW HOT THESE FUCKERS GET. HOT METAL IN 38 DEGREE HEAT

#pokemon unreality #unreality #Salem talks #I live in SEA Close to the equator so most of the pokemon here are tropical or alolan variations #It's hotter than a magmar's forehead crack here we have NO ICE PKMN AT ALL

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