(reads ur text post) (looks directly at the camera like im on the office)

I hope in millions of years time, this is the last photo that remains of the human race and that aliens base the anatomy of people from this.

mostly im glad america got its independence because the british call a grilled cheese a cheese toasty and im not about that

HIS NIPPLES ARE ON HIS HAND OMG

THEY AREN’T NIPPLES HOLY SHIT THOSE ARE JESUS’ WOUNDS FROM BEING NAILED TO A CROSS

i’M LISGHING

why hasn’t harry made one of his crew members dress up in a similar outfit to his so he can take a picture with them and post it on instagram with the caption “twinstagram” that is the ultimate pun for instagram cmon harry 

i’ll marry you without a second thought if you’re willing to kill all the bugs for me

my mother just called and she didnt even say hello she just said no

sext: great googly moogly

when i die i hope its from choking on harrys dick

everybody uses harry for fame and i just want to use him for snuggles 

you are the future