Pizza Fun for Muse and Mun

A set of asks to help people determine the best ways to interact with your muse(s)! Remember to specify the muse for multimuses.

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QUICK TROPE

Send in Quick Trope for 5 tropes that work really well with my muse. We can use this to build a thread together!

QUICK THEME

Send in Quick Theme for 5 themes and settings that work really well to write with my muse. We can use this to build an AU together!

QUICK IDEA

Send in Quick Idea for 3 wishlist ideas I'd love to write with my muse! Maybe there's something here you'd like to write as well?

QUICK DYNAMIC

Prompts exploring the different wishes of muses. Feel free to change up any of the genders as necessary.

TW for death & implications of suicide

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"I wish all of you would die. But don't worry, I'll go first."

"I wish you weren't my sibling."

"Life would be so much better if you weren't my parent. I wish I'd never been born!"

"I really wish I'd tried harder. Maybe I wouldn't be in this situation."

"I wish I wasn't allergic to cats."

"I wish magic wasn't real."

"I wish I wasn't such a coward."

"I wish I had the words to explain what I'm feeling."

"I wish you'd behave for once."

"I wish you'd just get over your ex. It's been months of this!"

"I wish you'd worn the other outfit tonight. The colors match your eyes better."

"I wish I could just say no to them. Why is it so hard?"

"I wish I could get out of this place."

"I wish he was still here with us."

"I wish I could go back and do it all over again."

"I wish you'd stay."

"I wish you'd see me for me."

"I wish I was more popular."

"I wish I had the money to afford that kind of thing!"

For the dreams, the nightmares, and the what the fucks that come from a night of rest.

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"I've never been able to open that door. I'm afraid of what might be behind it."

"There are some doppelgangers that dragged me into a lawyer's office because they were trying to fuck someone over. I don't know what to tell you. Does that mean something?"

"I think it's kinda funny that so many people put their back to a wall when they sleep. Cuz for me the shadows'll take me right through the wall in my dreams."

"Remember how you said that thing about you'd do it if pigs flew? Well, they did that in my dream last night."

"I'm not so sure my dreams are ever just dreams. Sometimes they feel like something is trying to reach beyond realms to tell me something."

"Is my sleep paralysis demon supposed to be sexy...?"

"I can't hang housecoats on the door anymore. When I wake up in the night sometimes they look like people coming to get me."

"I swear I dreamed this exact same situation, and then..."

"Uh, ignore that weird patch beside my wall. I swear I don't have anger issues, it was just a night terror."

"I've been having a lot of weird dreams lately... the black mould might be causing it."

"I keep having that stupid nightmare where I'm somehow back in high school and I'm failing a grade but I can't find where my classroom is."

"I dunno if it's stress or what, but I keep dreaming that I'm showing up to work naked. Or my customers keep showing up in my bedroom before I've gotten dressed."

"I had this dream last night where I got hurt. And I know, I know, I say this all the time but... look, I woke up with the same scar on my arm as in my dream."

"I've been seeing this person in my dreams for weeks and weeks, and today I think I saw them on the street..."

"I'm not the kind of person who usually has dreams, so I don't really get it. I only really get them when I have a fever."

"Tell me why I can watch horror movies six days a week and sleep just fine, but I spend one day watching cooking shows and I wake up in a cold sweat imagining Gordon Ramsay bashing my face in with a hot frying pan."

"My dream was like if Labyrinth met the Twilight Zone, but also somehow My Little Pony?"

"Look, it's your own fault for pushing, so deal with it. Because yes. I had a wet dream about you. And you know what? Dream you is sexy as fuck."

"Apparently I had a completely coherent conversation with my roommate in my sleep, and all I remember is that I was trying really hard to hide a little bird in my jacket during that."

"Oh I definitely noticed what kind of dream you were having. You were poking me in the hip the whole night."

Prompts for those with an eye for the unseen magic, superstition, and spirituality that can amaze and horrify.

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"I am not the evil that torments this place."

"The village has already condemned you as a witch."

"I cannot clear your name if you will not answer me."

"This is a place where ancient things sleep. Be careful not to rouse them."

"Do not speak your name to these people. Names hold power."

"Tell me more about these visions you've been having."

"These markings, what are they? Where did they come from?"

"Whatever you do, do not look at her."

"It's all symbolic. His eyes are missing, a testament to his blindness. His mouth sewn shut, a keeper of secrets. His hands cut off for touching something he shouldn't. His murderer knew his sins."

"We can't trust what we see. We'll have to rely on other senses."

"What language is this? It doesn't look like any language I know."

"How much blood does a ritual like that call for?"

"What do these symbols mean?"

"You can't just accuse someone of being a witch and burn them alive! That's still murder!"

"Witches aren't real. Magic isn't real. There has to be a rational explanation for all of this."

"Even if it was a witch, and I'm not saying it is, how would you prove it?"

"Are you so afraid of a powerful woman that your only resort is to condemn her to death?"

"A witch? Really? What is this, the 1500s?"

"This isn't witchcraft, it's superstition. You're letting your own fears poison you."

Some prompts for characters making a deal with one another.

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"Remember, this lasts exactly two months. Do you think you can handle that?"

"I need more than a promise from you. You've given me too many reasons not to take you at your word. So we've found... leverage."

"If I tell you, it stays between us. At least until all of this is resolved. Agreed?"

"This isn't over until they're dead. Understood?"

"Once you bring me evidence, then you get paid. I don't pay for promises."

"The goal is just to make sure my parents never ask about this shit again, okay? I'm counting on you."

"Have you ever done this before? Because I might need your help if you want me to get this done right."

"Promise me this stays casual. I'm not looking for anything serious."

"If you keep your mouth shut about this, then I won't have to come after you next."

"If you sign this, it's a pact. I can't undo it if you change your mind."

"I can make all of your dreams come true, but you know what I want in return."

"Did you think this was about love? No. If we do this, understand that it's for convenience."

"There's no going back if we do this. Do you understand what you're asking me to agree to?"

"What are the boundaries here, if I agree to this?"

"This is going to get really ugly. Just stay close and trust me to hold up my end of the bargain."

"Making this deal may keep the literal blood off of your hands, but you know it won't make you any less a murderer, right?"

"Their reputation needs to be burned to ashes. Unrecoverable. If you can't accomplish that, I'll find someone else who can."

"Remember: no one is to come to any harm. We just need the codes."

"Can I make a case for why we should get both, and not just one?"

Part 1: Love, Hate, and Friends

Some prompts to help you compare and contrast the different ways your muses react to and approach situations! (For non-multimuse accounts, consider contrasting your muse in different verses or at different points in their life!)

Specify two muses per prompt sent in.

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How do your muses tend to fall in love? What are early signs that they miss, vs the thing that usually makes them realize?

Do your muses fall in love with friends? Could they fall in love with a rival? An enemy? What kind of dynamic are they mose predisposed to falling in love with someone in?

How do your muses feel about being confronted by childhood crushes, or high school exes? Could they pursue a relationship like that again in adulthood?

How would your muses react to confessing their romantic feelings and being rejected? Would a kind rejection be taken any differently? Could they remain friends with someone who rejected them?

How do your muses deal with feeling jealous? How would they deal with someone else being jealous?

How do your muses view friendship and what does it take for them to consider someone a friend?

What makes your muses good friends to other people? Could they befriend each other?

Do your muses have many friends, or are they fairly solitary?

Do your muses prioritize older friendships - say childhood friendships - over more recent friendships? Do they consider work friends to be real friends?

How do your muses view hate and what does it take for them to hate someone?

Are there people your muses already hate? How did they get there?

Do your muses consider hating someone to be the same as being enemies with someone?

Would your muses ever pretend to like someone they hated?

Could your muses ever be friends with someone they considered a rival?

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A little set of questions for you to help identify specifics about your various muses! Some of the questions are NSFW and this is recommended for 18+

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Most likely to flirt with a stranger?

Most likely to call someone by the wrong name - or a couple of wrong names - before getting it right?

Most likely to fall in love at first meeting?

Most likely to have sex with a stranger?

Most likely to stay sober at an event to get everyone home safely?

Most likely to host a last minute party that will get out of control?

Most likely to write a love letter to someone and deliver it anonymously?

Most likely to bring flowers for someone on a first date?

Most likely to stress out over what to wear for a first date?

Most likely to steal their partner's/sibling's/roommate's clothes?

Most likely to help someone dispose of a body?

Most likely to kill someone in cold blood?

Most likely to tell someone they love them even though they don't?

Most likely to run a successful business?

Most likely to become famous for something?

Most likely to make breakfast in bed for a one-night stand?

Most likely to dye or cut off their hair immediately after a breakup?

Most likely to take a friend shopping to help them get over a breakup?

Most likely to take in a stray animal and end up taking responsibility for an unexpected pet?

Most likely to end up on a Most Wanted list for crimes they definitely committed?

Here are a few general AUs to choose from! Some of these AUs may be 18+ or better suited to specific muses, and some AUs may require a little discussion between partners to work out the details! If you're sent, say, a royalty au prompt to your royal muse, consider something like changing the status of their royalty or revoking their royal status.

Add 📖 (or "Book") for me to write a short ficlet with it. Send AU🎲 (or "AU Randomizer") and I'll create a starter from The Wheel! AU options otherwise under the cut!

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Send me "Alpha", "Beta", or "Omega" to assign my muse a secondary gender for a starter!

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A series of prompted asks to get you thinking about your muse's scars, what they look like and how they impact their life!

Slight TW for self-harm, injury, abuse, and a few other associated scar-related things.

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SH1 - Does your muse have any scars? How many? Are they aware of all of their scars? Do they have marks on their body that they assume are scars that are not?

SH2 - What kinds of scars does your muse have? Fine line scars? Raised scars? Burn scars? Pitted scars?

SH3 - Does your muse have any scars from surgeries? What did they receive surgery for? Were they optional surgery, cosmetic, emergency? Was the surgery something they consented to? How healed are the scars now?

SH4 - Does your muse have any scars from fighting? Were they caused by a specific type of weapon? How severe were the injuries when they acquired them, and what kind of treatment did they require?

SH5 - Does your muse have any scars that impact them to this day? Scars that inhibit mobility, still cause them pain, are so visible as to impact how they feel about themselves or how others treat them? How old are these scars / how long have they been dealing with this impact?

SH6 - Does your muse have any scars with unusual properties? A unique shape or color? A scar they can't explain? A scar of a magical nature, or that links them to someone else (a soulmate/sibling/master/lover)?

SH7 - Does your muse have any scars from former body modification? From old piercings they no longer wear, from scarification, or branding, or perhaps where they otherwise attempted to remove a mark or tattoo?

SH8 - What are your muse's most visible scars? Are they visible because the scar is still fresh and vivid, or because they're located somewhere where anyone can see them?

SH9 - Which scars are the hardest for your muse to talk about? Is it because of a traumatic experience? A loss of memory? A fear of judgement? Is there a situation in which they'd be able to open up about them?

SH10 - Does your muse have any scars that have healed enough to be practically invisible, but that your muse feels so strongly about that they'll never forget the location or circumstances of their acquisition? What makes these scars so meaningful? Are they recollected fondly, or with fear, distaste, or hatred?

SH11 - Does your muse have any scars that are, in their opinion, funny or silly to talk about? Scars they got showing off for a crush, or from a prank, or from doing something really ridiculous?

SH12 - Does your muse have any scars that they talk about a lot? Maybe a scar they lie about to seem more mysterious or dashing, or dangerous? A scar they tell the truth about because the story is entertaining? A scar they talk about as a way of flirting?

SH13 - Are any of your muse's scars a byproduct of their job? If so, was this because of neglegence on their part or on the part of others? Was this something they were compensated for in some way?

SH14 - Does your muse have any scars that are self-inflicted? Were they intentional, or unintentional? Does your muse struggle with self-harm, or do they use this as a form of self-expression?

SH15 - Does your muse have any scars that are due to abuse? If so, were these at the hands of a family member? A lover? A friend? Is that person/Are those people still in their life?

SH16 - Does your muse have any scars that make them look objectively hotter rather than detracting from their appearance? Do they have any scars that make them feel more attractive in some way, regardless of objective opinions?

SH17 - Does your muse have any scars that they're fine to talk about, but other people seem uncomfortable talking about or avoid discussing? Is this because it's related to a potential disability, or a traumatic event? Is this a scar they used to be uncomfortable talking about, but got over feeling that way?

SH18 - Does your muse have any scars that they got during their childhood or teenage years? How severe might they have been? How visible are they now?

SH19 - Does your muse have any scars that they actively do their best to conceal? Something they use makeup, clothing, accessories, or magic to hide? How effective at concealing these scars are they? How would they respond to someone discovering one of these scars?

I tried to make these diverse enough to fit most settings, but please do try and consider the muse when sending the question!

Send one of the following to find out how my muse would react to:

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Being bitten by a zombie in a zombie apocalypse.

Finding out that they had magic all along.

Finding out they were secretly royalty.

Finding out they were adopted.

Having their childhood best friend admit they always had a crush on them.

Discovering their superpowers.

Finding out that aliens are secretly living on Earth.

Finding out that ghosts are real.

Dying and then coming back to life.

Being the sole survivor of something that should have killed everyone.

Finding a long-lost sibling.

Being lost on an alien planet.

Being ditched on a double-date with someone they're not interested in.

Finding out they're famous for something really, really embarrassing.

Inheriting a fortune from a rich relative they didn't know existed.

Being hit on by someone they idolize.

Having a stranger anonymously send them lingerie.

Having someone they have a crush on fall asleep in their lap.

Having a hoard of very cute animals unleashed on them.

A series of prompts for talking about animals! Please feel free to change pronouns as needed.

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"So are you a cat person or a dog person?"

"Why are you saying 'horse girl' like that?"

"I can barely take care of fish, how do you handle so many animals?"

"Personally, I always wanted to be a vet, so I'm really jealous you get to work with so many animals all the time."

"You really have a lot of fish, huh? How do you choose a favorite? How do you even tell them apart?"

"I scare a lot of people away when they find out I have reptiles, but somehow it's the snake that seems to be the final straw for most people."

"Do lovebirds need to be in pairs? Or is that just a myth? They're really cute, I just don't know if I could handle two of them."

"Sometimes I could swear that people who own cockatiels are people you can just tell own cockatiels. Like, the people themselves have just 'cockatiel owner' as a personality."

"Somehow, when you said you had a dog I thought it would be a small dog."

"I don't know how I ended up with so many cats, either. They recommended I adopt two so that they didn't get lonely, and then the cat distribution system decided I actually needed seven cats, not just two."

"Oh, none of the cats are mine, actually. I just foster, so if you're looking for a cat let me know!"

"Ferrets are like... furry, dumbass snakes. I don't think they even have a spine."

"You have a pet spider? Oh that's so cool!"

"You never told me you ran a farm! That seems like so much work!"

"Do goats make very good pets? They seem like they'd be a lot of work!"

"I was about to head home before the dogs started playing together. Now I feel like I'd be a jerk if I left."

"Do all of your chickens produce eggs?"

"How often do you have to sheer your sheep?"

"So how many animals do you actually have, exactly?"

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Send 🃏 (or "Poker") for receiver's muse to react to yours playing a winning hand!

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Send 🃏🎲 (or "Draw A Card") and I will randomize one of the following:

1♥ - Sender's muse plays a winning hand, but has clearly won by a long shot! Sender is still mostly dressed, while the receiver is down to their underwear.

2♦ - Receiver's muse plays a winning hand, and has clearly won by a long shot! Receiver is still mostly dressed, while the sender is down to their underwear.

3♠ - Sender's muse plays a winning hand, but the game was very close. This hand was the tiebreaker, and the receiver's muse has lost.

4♣ - Receiver's muse plays a winning hand, but the game was very close. This hand was the tiebreaker, and the sender's muse has lost.

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Send 🍕🎲 to generate a location they're coming home from! List below the cut:

Send 🍷 (or "Drinks") for the receiver to generate a number and make the sender:

Some prompts may contain alcohol!

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1 - A Black Coffee

2 - An English Tea

3 - Two Fingers of Whiskey

4 - A Cafe Latte

5 - A Peppermint Tea

6 - A Long Island

7 - A Capuccino

8 - A Chai Latte

9 - A Cup of Baileys

10 - An Affogato

11 - A London Fog

12 - A Manhattan

13 - An Espresso

14 - A Glass of Sweet Tea

15 - A Shot of Tequila

16 - An Iced Coffee

17 - An Iced Tea

18 - A Strawberry Daiquiri

19 - A Roy Rogers