He Won't. That's The End.

My dudes.

You have no idea

how satisfying it is

to be the only girl at a table with five dudes

who are all hitting on the waitress

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Monday Comic June 20, 2016

Quinta: “Yes, please!”

Waiter: “Say when.”

[prolonged silence]

Waiter: “Uh, say when?”

[silence]

Waiter: Say when…”

when you realize that it’s a commentary on racial and gender stereotyping and how it can create harmful stigmas and how those stigmas can cause people to be ignorant and dangerous towards others or how it can effect minorities 

- Kerala , India : East of Eden