Tales of the Rush Hour Runner

Been aura farming lately

I got up on the floating house, turns out that trampoline is CRAZY bouncy. I tossed my camera up here and put the pizza on my head and climbed up, this is a screenshot of the recording. No one was inside the place, nor a door, just a note saying to leave the pizza on the stairs, and a 500 R tip, nice.

Story time: How the fuck? Not even talking about the floating house, how am I supposed to get up there? There's a trampoline below it, but how am I supposed to get up there with a fucking TRAMPOLINE!? Well I'll update when I get up there

STORY TIME: Today I jumped a roof. Why? well you see. The person I was delivering a pizza to had two dogs. These dogs hated my existence, I dunno why, dogs usually LOVE me. Cats too. Anyways. I was chased all the way back to MY HOUSE. Then I climbed to the roof using the ladder on the side of the house. Turns out, these dogs can climb ladders too. So I jumped to the other building. I guess my sister was here too, cause she snapped this photo. You can see the EXACT moment I realized that the customer's pizza was as good as mush... so I tossed my sis my wallet after I landed on the neighbor's roof and told her to go to the customer and pay them for the pizza. I had to call the fire department, for the dogs, not me, I got down just fine. And OF COURSE, the MOMENT the fire department showed up, the dogs started acting alllllll sweet and scared. Status: No tip Reason: Pizza was destroyed Customer note: I apologize for Cupcake and PizzaManMuncher's behavior, thank you for giving me my money back, will return Rating: 5 stars

Me and Sis are about to go out delivering pizza

I'm not answering that

Awwww shucks. Truth is, my sis got me this job, we work well together, plus my uniform makes me more confident, dunno why. But hey, if the uniform makes me confident, who am I to quit the job? Plus it's kinda the family business.

I dunno, it's funny, plus it shows people that if they have any questions I am happy to answer

The best damn pizza delivery driver this side of Robloxia

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I'll admit I edited that last image, this was the original one, when I turned around that weird guy was gone, Sis was dead asleep upstairs

Late night TV.

STORY TIME: Today my sis and I were racing to deliver the most orders, since they tend to build up. I won, obviously, but I nearly LOST because one guy took, like, an HOUR to come to the damn door. But whatever. I got to do a cool jump over a building with my moped, lucky they did NOT have a glass window on their ceiling this time. They also gave me a HUUUUUUGGGGEEEEE tip.

STORY TIME: I got PWNED by the damn glass, Last time try to jump a house with glass windows on the roof on a pizza delivery moped

STORY TIME: It was a boring day today, legit was stuck work the counter (BORING). I wish I was working delivery with my sis, but Ig not. Well this lady walks in, screaming about how we gave her the wrong pizza. Well get this: THE PIZZA SHE BROUGHT WASN'T FROM BUILDER BROTHERS PIZZA! IT WAS FROM BLOXY'S PIZZA PIES! (They have the WORST pepperoni, gave my dad food poisoning). Well I was basically done with the day, and was JUST about to clock out, so I obviously told her my shift was over and I was LEAVING! Well she doesn't CARE! She DEMANDS to speak to my manager (Who was away, he clocked out hours earlier), so I did what ANY reasonable tired minimum wage worker would do... I called the cops. Not really, in all reality I just pushed her out the door and closed up for the day, BUT COME ON! THE ATTITUDE OF THAT LADY! And don't worry, I didn't harm her, I was tired, not violent, I quite like my job and freedom, Thank. You. Very. MUCH!

WELCOME TO TALES OF THE RUSH HOUR RUNNER! I am PizzaBoi777, your personal story teller (DISCLAIMER: THIS IS AN ARG, THIS WILL NOT BE REPEATED AGAIN IN A POST FOR THE SAKE OF IMMERSION, THANK YOU IN ADVANCE)