dolor & gloria

the internet is a place for reading wikipedia articles and watching every movie for free. social media is an invasive species. never forget this

yet another cosmic unfairness: a manatee is some kind of big fat dumpling beast of the sea that wants you to pet it so bad we had to make laws against doing just that for their safety

Something I think about a lot is when dj khaled spent a day lost at sea on a jet ski literally just because he drove away and got lost and started live posting about it and as he got increasingly panicked he started making like inspirational insta stories about his opps wanting him to fail even though he was entirely responsible for the situation and just started saying shit like “they don’t want you to WIN. they don’t want you to get found when you’re lost at sea in the dark”

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

*leaves

where are you going

That wasn't very 🌿🐝🌙🌱🌻🍄🌲🌷☀️ of you.

Me sexting: what would you do if you found me with my hands tied ;) My feminist bf: I Would Free You

something has to be done about mormons this cannot continue

It’s literally just a religion like any other. Im sick of people acting like this about my culture

you gotta get outta there