*beats you up cutely*

Yeah, teams are pretty rough. Most of them aren't worth joining, and Team Star is preeeetty selective with the adults we let in, so you might as well forget it.

You know, when it comes to dog pokemon, Dachsbun is actually pretty easy to clean! You really just need to get the fur on its belly and tail... any dirt on the rest of its body comes right off. Which is lucky for me, because mother and father don't want Henry to come inside if he's muddy. Have you seen the squad base? It's baaasically all mud when you get down to it.

I have a personal vendetta against this fun fact because it means that a lot of people don't take their dachsbuns to groomers and therefore there's an extreme scarcity of dachsbuns visiting my parent's grooming salon and therefore I suffer from not seeing enough dachsbuns

Umm, can't you see the easy solution there? Just ask me to come over, duh! Henry's got all the Dachsbun love you need!

Well, I mean... I've got homework, and the squad, and my projects... I guess I am pretty busy. But that doesn't mean I don't have time to show off how awesome Henry is, too. My life would be way boring without a Dachsbun in it- I'm not gonna let you miss out like that, hehe! So watch out! Next time we're both free, we're hanging out!

You know, when it comes to dog pokemon, Dachsbun is actually pretty easy to clean! You really just need to get the fur on its belly and tail... any dirt on the rest of its body comes right off. Which is lucky for me, because mother and father don't want Henry to come inside if he's muddy. Have you seen the squad base? It's baaasically all mud when you get down to it.

I have a personal vendetta against this fun fact because it means that a lot of people don't take their dachsbuns to groomers and therefore there's an extreme scarcity of dachsbuns visiting my parent's grooming salon and therefore I suffer from not seeing enough dachsbuns

Umm, can't you see the easy solution there? Just ask me to come over, duh! Henry's got all the Dachsbun love you need!

be super extra nice to all dark types and give them 10,000,000 treats

My friend code in pokemon go is 455681801493 if anyone would like to add me! I'm not super active, but I'd still love to be friends!