SHSL Mechanic

                                                “It appears that you’ve finally noticed…                                                      the blood that flows within me…                                                           bears a fearsome curse…”

      ✛ indie non-despair high school universe       ✛ over 5 years of roleplay experience       ✛ single ship, but duplicate character friendly

Shortly after Thomas Edison released his patent for the electric light bulb, the young inventor was hard at work looking for ways to improve on the invention. One unconventional method came to him in his sleep. “Why I have seen the most spectacular vision,” he wrote in his dream journal. “It is a way to harness the energy of the playful kittens and cats which I adore so much.” 

And so, he got to work, and after months of tweaking and perfecting his design, he filed a patent on April 1, 1880 for “Kitty Cat Apparatus For Powering Electric Lamps.” Unfortunately, the design never found commercial success in its time, and Edison was forced to find new ways to play with cats while he worked, including casting them as stars in his films.  

"I hope you’re happy."

"I can’t believe you talked me in to this."

"I have an idea…"

"What the hell did you do?"

"Did you do this?"

"You look better in that than I did."

"Is it supposed to do that?"

"I’m pretty sure I like you."

"I’m pretty sure I don’t like you."

"How do I do this?"

"Why are you taking so long?"

"Have you seen my pants?"

"Was it something I said?"

"Can you zip me up?"