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saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

"you are gay and chinese" continues to be such a profound and emotionally impactful work to me which is rly funny

i eat your grandads clothes

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

“touch of the ‘tism” = punishable offense

we prefer to call it the Stanford prison experience

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

tumblr user Anonymous has been saying some very rude things to various bloggers for many years now