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reblog to give your mutuals a burned cd

There is no drug on earth that can replicate the absolute euphoria of hitting a writing flow state at 2:00 AM. You aren’t even typing anymore. You are a vessel. You are a channel for the gods. The characters are speaking directly into your brain and you’re just the stenographer trying to keep up. You feel like you could fight a bear. You feel like you invented the alphabet

Horny people legally cannot consent. Horniness is a clouded state like inebriation. If you are partway through sex and you realize you might've become horny, it is illegal to continue. If you have ever made someone horny, you are a bad person.

I’m flying a few lucky followers out to where ever

None of us have a choice where we end up really

finding out you spent most of your life dissociated is a HUGE bummer

i thought shit didnt stick to me cuz i was slick but its cause i wasnt there #LAME

tumblr sucks ass why does it take one button to mark images of black and trans ppl as “mature content” but it takes two fucking paragraphs to report some aphobic prick who “jokes” about rape

By a miracle, I woke up from death to the sound of my little siblings crying.

at my last job we had a customer who would order extra whip and extra caramel drizzle on his macchiato and then take the lid off the cup and let his dog eat the whipped cream and caramel out of his drink before drinking it. daily

was he white