i piss in throats

This is also my new secret side blog cause I like to pee on stuff hiiii ^-^

You can call me Sir

I'm 25

I'll really only going to be posting about pissing here, but overall I'm also very into

-oral in general

-casual free use

-"ruining" your food/drinks with my cum and/or piss

I'm not into scat, diapers, or other "human toilets" just human urinals thanks lol 👍

What a smart urinal you are, sending this from a blog your other followers can't see 💛 I'm a big fan of both of these scenarios 💛

I'd like to take sips out of your glass of tea and replace the liquid before you even get to touch it. Taking the drink before it makes contact with your lips and making eye contact with you as I sip a few gulps down, unzipping my fly, whipping my cock out and bringing the glass down to my crotch. Then letting loose for a few seconds, right into your glass. I wipe my last piss droplet from my cock onto your straw, and put it back in front of your face, pissy foam almost spilling over the brim.

Rocking back and forth every once in a while to catch some friction on your tongue, cock twitching after releasing my piss on it, grabbing your head when I start speeding up into fucking (and cumming down) your throat, throbbing after using you, pissing again after a few minutes...

Though I also greatly enjoy the idea of just urinating in your mouth with a semi. Not giving you any heads-up, no, just trickling onto your tongue, forcing its way into your throat with the pungent taste and smell you can't ignore.

At first, when you place my tip between your lips, you think I'll let go immediately. But nothing for at least a couple minutes, maybe even an hour, while I'm at my desk working. It's like I've forgotten you're even there.

Somewhere during that time you've idly started sucking me deeper, entire head in your mouth. You're distracted enough to give my cock a little lick here and there, but you're not bobbing your head up and down, stroking me, sucking on my balls, or any of the bells and whistles. Just sucking very gently. Lost in your cock-drunk mind.

Until suddenly, without a warning, without any movement from my cock, it hits your senses. Strong. Bitter.

Urine.

You're shocked, having forgotten by now that I was supposed to be peeing in you. But as my hard stream shoots into your mouth, you have to focus hard on swallowing. You drink enough to catch your breath and pull your throat down over my cock, and my stream quivers to the feeling of emptying my bladder into your esophagus.

You're fine holding your breath, but my piss keeps flowing. And flowing. And flowing. You start to worry if you can keep up and be my idle cocksucking urinal.

My stream stops right there. I shoot another spurt of urine. And another. And another. And another after that. Between one of the spurts, you managed to pull me out of your throat and catch your breath without choking on my piss. I force some more piss out...

...but you, being the excellent urinal you are, suck the rest out of my cock directly, so I don't even have to force it.

Good girl. 💛

I hope you're touching yourself while imagining yourself in these degrading scenarios, too. Or maybe you're the kind of piss freak who gets off on the idea of casual piss guzzling. Maybe you like being used as an object. Maybe you like being abused as a person.

Desperately need a urinal, thank you.

Are you proud of me Sir?

Of course not.

But... Isn't it odd that the lids on everything seem a little tampered with when you come back for lunch? Isn't it odd that I come to "check on you" at your cubicle during your breaks to watch you take the first mouthful? To see your face react to the flavor with an obvious bulge under my belt?

It's not like someone could just take your food and do something to it, right? The cameras in the break room, that are only accessible by me, would catch that, right?

And who would even do such a thing? Why me of all people? I'm your boss! It's not like I would take your food out while undoing my belt, whipping my cock out and spraying it with a little urine to keep it nice and moist for you in the fridge... That can't be what that strange, pungent, yellowish foam on everything you leave in there could be, right...?

Assuming I'm not already also fucking you.

But it's hotter if I don't participate. Watching you please your own aching cunt because you're not important enough for me to do it for you. So you sit there, pounding a dildo into yourself, while I come in with the urge to piss.

I whip out my cock, hardening slightly at the show you're giving me. You expect me to take over the job of the dildo, or maybe join in from a different hole.

But instead I aim my cock at the dildo you're convulsing on and start letting my piss flow onto it. Then I shift around to wet down your pretty pussy lips until, from a height, start urinating directly on your clit.

I sigh in relief as I keep releasing a steady stream onto you. You, being the nasty slut you are, are fucking yourself even harder by now. But just as you're about to climax, my stream tapers off, leaving you without the extra stimulation.

You expect me to help you? Please. I shake the piss off my cock, spraying you everywhere, spraying your face... and leave you there.

I actually find it quite entertaining to watch you squirm, full of my piss, recycling it but not allowed to expel it yourself. I might punish you for leaking with guzzling down another bladder-full, directly from my cock.

Maybe, if you do well, I'll run you a nice warm bath and make you lie in it. If you stay 10 minutes in the warm water without leaking at all, I'll make let you piss yourself in the bath. If you leak, I piss in your bathwater and make you watch. Maybe even make you drink some of my pissy water while you hold.