i think the world would be a happier place if we were all permanently stoned

the lottery by shirley jackson

hold on i have to read something real quick

dude

every medical drama from the usa has one character who's like "i served two tours in iraq" and everyone starts falling over themselves to be like "ohhh you're so brave thank you for patching up boo boo's on the people bombing babies you're soooo brave and big and strong" and it's gross

literally we are not free until all women can go topless the same as dudes

Sally Jackson Mamma Mia summer she hooks up with three seemingly normal guys and gets pregnant and has a baby and then smashcut 12 years later, there’s a world-ending prophecy and all three guys show up at her doorstep arguing over what do you mean you both broke the agreement too? Are you serious?