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lotr crossover w my favorite tiktok audio
I really hate those stupids posts that are like:
“What about REAL monster girls??? Not just weird humans?? like real huge MONSTERS?? With giant sharp claws and big sharp teeth?? Where are those???”
You’re thinking of bestiality. You want to fuck a T-Rex.
If it passes the Harkness Test, I’m down.
For the uninformed:
This isn’t an item or even a game mechanic but I think y’all know you need the Harkness Test at some point or another in most campaigns
here’s my issue with the harkness test
The takeaway here is that Scoobert Doo is a fuckable monster
look, the harkness test isn’t whether a monster is ATTRACTIVE, it’s whether fucking the monster is UNETHICAL. “do I find scooby doo hot?” is a separate question from “IF I find scooby doo hot, would fucking him constitute bestiality?”
questioning myself after making this
can’t tell if this is just in my head but i feel like i’m significantly more feral than i was pre covid
Wow... women from these countries are so fucking beautiful

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compilation of the human & the vampire
moms b like “your emotional pain causes ME emotional pain and that is what we will be focusing on today”
moms also b like “my mom traumatized me more than i traumatized u so clearly u should be thanking me”
then moms finish you off with a very intense retelling of their own trauma with absolutely no correlation to the topic and then somehow make you feel guilty about the fact they were abused at one point????

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“free Palestine” and “don’t use what’s happening to Palestinians as an excuse to spread anti-Semitism” can and should co-exist
spreading hate to jewish people as a response to the actions of the israeli government isn’t woke, it just makes you anti-semitic. you can be critical of the israeli government and not be anti-semitic
As a Palestinian, honestly, a ton of non-Palestinians join the movement as an excuse to be antisemitic and I DON'T WANT Y'ALL SPEAKING FOR ME.
Also, "fuck the Israeli government" and "most of the Israeli people didn't want Netanyahu (the fucker running things rn) and they aren't to blame" can and should coexist as well
the unholy trinity of piss-poor caretakers, tag yourself:
tomboy, meaning "this child is clearly queer but let's hope it goes away"
sensitive, meaning "clearly neurodivergent and often distressed but let's keep going until they grow numb"
mature, meaning "traumatized but let's ignore that"
Transcicada

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Image Description.
Text reads "This is Smaug, the dragon from the Hobbit. Smaug famously stole a mountain full of gold. So full that he sleeps buried under gold. We're talking literally tons and tons of gold by weight.
Forbes tracks Smaug as the second wealthiest fictional character. He had been first, but the price of gold took a tumble more his vast, overwhelming fortune is only worth $51,400,00 0,000.00. Or $51.4 billion.
That means EVEN THOUGH he has an ENTIRE MOUNTAIN full of almost nothing but solid gold , Smaug would be ranked at the FIFTEENTH wealthiest American.
Fourteen Americans have more money than a gold-hoarding dragon.
Please consider that next time you say deca-billionaores deserve their wealth and shouldn't pay their employees livable wages.
Image below of Smaug covered in gold. All you can see is his eye.
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-fae
Okay, but also, the second wealthiest fictional character is less wealthy than fourteen actual people? Like, fiction writers coming up with the most absurdly wealthy people they can think of still fall short of actual real-life people
14 individual Americans EACH have more money than a dragon who sleeps on an entire mountain full of gold.
Not like, 14 combined.
14 separate people EACH have more goddamn money TO THEMSELVES than a whole ass mountain full of solid gold.
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