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#words said moments before disaster

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lady midnight always makes me giggle a little bit bc emma is just like "dude why's my parabatai like kinda...." and julian is like "i am going to kill myself right here right now"
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I tried to paint alternatives. Lucid what ifs. Wear a different suit the night you meet Lestat at the Fair Play. Snatch the piece of candy back from the barber when you're seven years old. Would I have been stronger sooner? Would I have resisted Lestat two decades later? Snatch the candy! Be the man in the different suit. But the suit changes nothing, and again... I'm kissing Lestat on the altar.
this can't be healthy. what do you mean they WENT ON A FAMILY VACATION TOGETHER to jeju island. what do you MEAN san didn't tell his parents beforehand that they had gotten a matching tattoo. what do you MEAN that on this SHARED FAMILY VACATION san fell asleep in his underwear and his father FOUND HIM in his UNDERWEAR and SAW THE TATTOO that he had gotten WITH THE BOY that was now on the FAMILY VACATION with them. and then when san had to be like oh yeah this is a tattoo for wooyoung, my friend who is on this family vacation with me and my family and also potentially his family (unclear), san's dad had to be like. yeah all right that tracks. HELLO? HI? he should have made both of their asses swim back to the mainland. choi jongcheol should have personally called the police chief of seoul to have a squad car ready on the shore to book them. i'm tired of this shit going unchecked does ANYONE care about JUSTICE anymore
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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE | THE VAMPIRE LESTAT — 1.07 // 2.08 // 3.06
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ICE ON MY TEETH ATEEZ (2024) dir. Jeon Ji-Hoon

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what I fucking love is how tvl was written in the 80s and lestat is constantly sayinf shit like “as the kids say 🤪 that’s so rad!!” or whatever, and to me, reader of the vampire lestat in this modern age, that does NOT register the way anne rice intended it.
like it is supposed to feel jarring and insane. it is supposed to feel like lestat has been violently submerged in modern young people trends and culture and is now repeating all the new words he learned like a beautiful fresh baby. but because the book is from 1985, all I think is oh interesting huh I didn’t know that slang term even originated in the 80s how vintage how retro how lestat wow he’s so embarrassing aw aw so cute.
but amc in all their incredible genius decided that honoring anne rice’s original vision of writing an extremely modern and weird book that fully embodied the era it was written in was more important then bringing back the 80s nostalgia thing that streaming services love and it’s incredible to me. now I get to listen to lestat say shit like “labubu FOMO cosplay reddit discord Gen Z more like gen SNOOZE 🤪🤪🤪 safe space pronouns donald trump labubu tiktok dance 🕺🏻” and suddenly I understand what it felt like to be a young anne rice reader in 1985. God…. I understand.
constantly thinking about the Tale of the Body Thief and how it’s literally just Lestat experiencing all the wonders of a modern cruise ship
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