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hello my lovely bitches. im doing movie reviews this year.

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One Piece chapter 58: The Tummyache Pirates

One Piece chapter 1160-1173: Captain Tummyache's Tragic Backstory

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Here you can see and hear a broadside from HMS Victory. Just wanted to share this so you can get an impression of what it looked like when a first-rate ship of the line fired its guns.

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piratecaptaincaroline

hello my lovely bitches. im doing movie reviews this year.

piratecaptaincaroline

wow!! a whole year has passed. if you asked me to name a single event from this year, i probably wouldnt be able to!!! but i remember my favorite movies!!! certain women and my own private idaho. and now for 2026 im not watching a single movie.

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hello my lovely bitches. im doing movie reviews this year.

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double feature: my own private idaho and promare

wow. probably two of the most tonally opposite gay movies i could have seen.

idaho: jesus. jesus fucking christ. god. oh my god. why. what the fuck. this is really how it feels sometimes.

promare: lets go gay firefighters talkin about gay firefighters lets go gay firefighters. real big fan of the literal actual factual gay kiss they showed on screen.

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ITS DOECHII BITCH MISS D-O-E DON DADA BITCH YOU NOTICE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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btw don't ever allow yourself to think it's a coincidence there are so few black users on tumblr or even that it's some sort of cultural mismatch. it's because black users were driven off the site by racist fanbases and staff witch hunts. don't forget about how when ferguson started trending, the tag was purged of all posts and users were deleted, which staff then justified by calling them russian bots and foreign agitators

piratecaptaincaroline

hello my lovely bitches. im doing movie reviews this year.

piratecaptaincaroline

i watched treasure planet

I LOVE PIRATES!!!!!! ITS IN THE NAME!!!!!!!! i like the book better because of the weird het disney stank but hooooo-wheeeee. its a good one. silver is soooooo fine.

piratecaptaincaroline

hello my lovely bitches. im doing movie reviews this year.

piratecaptaincaroline

i watched redline

WOOOOOO LETS GOOOO RACIN CARS BABY LETS GO YEAH BABY I LOVE CARS!!!!!!! this movie rules. when the steamlight got popped i creamed my fucking jeans. awesome movie

piratecaptaincaroline

hello my lovely bitches. im doing movie reviews this year.

piratecaptaincaroline

i watched frankenstein

oooohhhh. ouhhhhh. what if a monster had long unconditioned hair and used she/her. this movie was so brutal the back half was just one big long cry for me. i really liked it. really good.

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hello my lovely bitches. im doing movie reviews this year.

piratecaptaincaroline

i watched swordfish

this movie fucking suckssssssss its literally so bad. the only two redeeming qualities are that hugh jackman has the gay ear pierced and that halle berry has great boobs. it was really bad

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piratecaptaincaroline

hello my lovely bitches. im doing movie reviews this year.

piratecaptaincaroline

i watched querelle

damn that shit was good. it was so interesting to watch querelle sail through brest in his gay ass dante devilmaycry coat and fuck up the lives of all these people. i like that at the end the captain is the only one on his side. i like that its implied that the captain knows that querelle is the angel of death, has destroyed lives before, and will do it again. honestly, hes just kind of a regular gay guy. met a bunch of people like him

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himejoshi-doll

#ME AND WHO. ME AND WHO. ME AND WHO. ME AND WHO. ME AND WHO. ME AND WHO. ME AND WHO. ME AND WHO. ME AND WHO. ME AND WHO. ME AND WHO. ME AND W

i hate that post that’s like ‘steely dan songs are like “what if there was a guy”’ because strictly yes theyre like that but literally all their songs are like

hate workin at the five and dime | so i shot a rich man right in his eye | oh no joanna/suzanna/bobana | i lost my cocaine so now ill kill until i die

jame7t

Fuck, we’re surrounded.. take the pirate pill. I know I said I packed us cyanide pills but the pirate pills are way better they’re gonna turn us into swashbuckling pirates & that’s how we’re gonna get outta this one

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those dang etsy witches are putting in overtime this week

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arrr, what was that, landlubber? ye wish ta join my crew?

don't struggle so much. i know ye want ta wear yer own eyepatch. ye wish to be a salty bilge rat, sailin' fer weeks on months, privateerin' up n' down the west indies wit' yer captain and a fine group of buccaneers.

be a good sailor n' stop strugglin' so much. put on the hat. ye wi' be enemies of the Spaniards, the British, n' the French, n' that's just the empires ye be pillagin'. Most th' time, ye be doin' yer work on behalf of one crown or 'nother. strange bedfellows, but we be doin' what we can for a cut of fine booty.

scared of the tossin' and turnin' of the Osprey? Bah, We'll get ya yer sea legs, you salty dog. after a few days on the seven seas, ye will be rollin' along with the waves better then Ol' Davey.

yo ho ho, lass. we'll get'cha a parrot an' a pegleg soon enough. welcome to the crew, matey.

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