heads will roll

Bee: No one sent me a cocktober, No Nut November OR Dickcember emoji chainmail text this year. 😓 Is this a sign that everyone thinks the baby is making me BORING?

My favorite horse of all time is my horse Nightfall! She’s my best friend and we’ve been through everything together, and we always will. She’s majestic and a Shire, so I have a soft spot for those. I love all horsies, but really, it’s the big ones that make my heart melt.

Ummmmm... the stables?

My first day at Monster U, I woke up way too late and so in a panic I just ran out the door to get to class on time. I forgot to change into real clothes and was running around in my horsie pajamas, but even worse, I’d accidentally left my head on my pillow which I didn’t even notice until my body ran into something we couldn’t see. I found out later that my body ran into a person and I ended up needing help from my roommate to help my head find my body which was crawling around in the hallways trying to find a safe space to stand and then I needed to change anyway and I ended up missing my whole first period. I’m just so lucky people were so helpful! Other times when I’ve lost my head, it’s been bad luck that mean people who think it’s funny to lock my head up or play volleyball with it found it first. 

If even one person hates me, I feel like I’m going to die, so definitely the second one! I don’t need to be remembered by a lot of people as long as nobody hates me.

I’ve replaced my head with almost anything! Jack O’Lanterns, a turkey, the head of a big teddy bear, crocheted stuffies, a shrunken head, a paper bag with a face drawn on, a snowman’s head, a painting. I don’t even know what classifies as “weird” anymore when it comes to that!

I’d want to go back to whenever Shakespeare was doing his thing. His sonnets speak to my soul and I kind of think we’d really hit it off.

I prefer things to be neat and tidy but I’m a very messy person, oops. My half of the room is all yarn and glitter and clothes on the floor, and I’ve lost my head more than a few times in the mess.

I’m going to sound so boring repeating these things over and over, but hugging Nightfall, hugging my friends, scrapbooking, stress-baking, and crocheting literally anything always helps.

I am happy right now! But ditching class to ride Nightfall into the horizeon would make me even happier, that and magically getting free materials for my scrapbooks. That stuff doesn’t grow on trees, you know.

Both, kind of? People get weirdly scared of the “headless” thing -- I don’t know, something about being able to carry my own head makes them uncomfortable, if not exactly “scared”. I’m pretty jumpy myself though and if I see something I wasn’t expecting, I’ve been known to shriek a little bit. 

Oh wow, fun! First, I’d wish that Nightfall and I could understand each other like verbally, because I bet we’d have the best conversations! Second, I’d wish that I’d be able to like stick my head onto my neck securely whenever I want, just because it’d be nice to have to have to worry about it falling off sometimes. And last, I’d wish to get to hang out with my dad more.

Hugs from my horsie Nightfall or any of my other friends! Crocheting also always calms me down, and I also stress-bake!

They scare really easy which is too bad! I’d love to make more horseback-riding friends and I feel like I’m already friends with every monster who fits that category in the greater tri-state area. I’ve talked to some normies on online forums to talk about our love of horses but it’s never gone beyond that; I’ve seen how they react to my dad and if they ever reacted like that to me, I think I’d cry for days.

Ahhh, I don’t know how everyone else feels so comfortable sharing theirs on here! I guess I’ve always wanted to have sex with a centaur or a pegasus? Or um... I don’t know, turning my head around during sex so I can’t see what’s coming next sounds kind of fun too. Like blindfolding but different.

I’m a cis girl who ummmm likes everyone who’s nice to her, basically!