going incognito

Well, I did that to myself, if that counts.

Eh, not really. Now I can rest assured that it only happens in movies.

I’ll stop talking to you.

I doubt it. You're too nice to do that.

Let's go yell at Kira. Wait no, 'cause it's her birthday. The DJ instead.

Can we get some mid tempo music, please? I need to dance!

Mid-tempo?

True, don’t want to upset the birthday girl.

Nope. Fair warning: I will make fun of you for years.

I’m trying to be deep and complex. Like that douchebag in The Fault in Our Stars. Chicks dig that stuff, right?

Uh, maybe chicks in movies? I can't take him seriously.

Very. You don’t just lose your humor by putting a mask on.

I'm pretty sure that's what happened to everyone in here.

Hm, I guess we can count the time I was locked inside the girls bathroom before class started in fourth grade.

Girls actually do that to people?

Have a seat, then?

Sitting would make me look like I'm bored, or a loser. Or both.

… That was really bad, even for a dad joke.

Hey, I thought it was funny.

Re-gifts aren't that bad. Depending on the gift. 

Hey, cut the ‘tude. It’s funny, though, I’ll admit.

Standing around in six inch heels tends to worsen my mood, sorry. 

Congratulations?

It was a dad joke? You asked me if I was Fleming or Layton, and I said I'm hungry....never mind.

Woohoo!

You look like you're having a lot of fun.... 

Would could I have possibly gotten the girl who has everything? I'm sure you would have ended up regifting it.

Well yeah, but I’m usually never tardy.

It's actually sounds really admirable. Also unbelievable.