just fyi

then came the dick pic, and after he asked “are you interested?” came my no.

from a stranger. over instagram. that's right.

whatever he answers will make me laugh

name jokes

cheese jokes

how NOT to win me over

so as primary photos we are doing blackface now. immediate left swipe.

I hate men. please text him and tell him so.

and now I'm taking my mannequin to meet him. this can't go poorly. #botlyf #tinderdreams

you tricked my number out of me but I've never replied. in months. is asking for sex really the next logical step?? #datinghell

i wrote her response. for when a jackass tries to insult you but undermines it with his own stupidity.

#bumble #datingdisasters #lies #etc

seriously. #okstupid #highbar #literally

that turned rather quickly.