no

i’m here to be gay and do absolutely NOTHING

I just want someone to genuinely give a shit about me. I want someone who wants to know everything about me like my favorite cereal, what color underwear I’m wearing, if I sleep with my door open or closed, and if I believe in heaven or hell. I want someone who will be there when the sun is shining, but also when a thunderstorm is brewing inside of me. I want someone to know me like the back of their fucking hand. Most of all, I think I want someone who would never think of giving up. 

yall respect women so little in everyday life that respecting women became a meme lmao …

honestly everyone who has ever hurt me is so lucky i’m hyper empathetic and i’ve never told you about how you’ve hurt me! Congratulations on getting off the hook because I was afraid to hurt your feelings by telling you that you did bad things

why do parents bust in your room like they trynna catch you cheatin on them with another pair of parents

a single distant, but very loud, yeehaw

If you think you’ve hit rock bottom, just remember that my bank once froze my accounts because I bought a healthy ready meal at my local supermarket and they classed it an ‘uncharacteristic purchase’

When will this bitch (my skin) realize that we’re both on the same team

if you ask me to listen to a song and I actually liked it…you’ll come to my head whenever I listen to it

there’s just something better about sitting on the kitchen counter I can’t explain it

I care about showing my Hogwarts House pride more than I care about showing pride for my actual school.