HEY-YO.

you're not allowed to bring wireless devices into classified areas and a security guy noticed a square phone-ish shape in my pocket so he asked me to show him what it was and i had to show him my can of pocket herring :/

Every time I get told that I shouldn’t do something, after already having done the thing, but the other person doesn’t know that I’ve already done the thing, I think of the expression of the dog in that one comic when it’s being asked what it has in its mouth and it’s a whole 🥚 egg

Every time a show I don't watch turns bad I feel a little bit smug and vindicated. This is clearly a character flaw

"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got nothing better to do.

lord of the rings

fuck it. be creative even if you never really *make* anything. write out plot synopses of stories and then move on. design OCs you'll never use. make mood boards and concept art and don't do anything with them. life's too short to forget everything that inspired you and creation doesn't have to be "complete" to be worth the time you put into it.

Early, but it's never bad to get this started

You can't prove that this isn't how it happened.