pillowbo

Hello and welcome to my Tumblr blog!

My name is Bo.

Asexual trans man.

You are invited whether you're cis, trans, or anyone in between. Ladies, enben and gents, everyone is welcome under this tent! 🎪

I'm from the land of bald eagles and apple pie. MURICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Chugs burgers and Mountain Dew from a blender down my gullet.*

I used to indulge in my kinks and write erotic stories. If you're reading this from one of those, hi! Posts got increasingly less sexual as I got it out of my system. Might pick up the habit again.

I use he/him pronouns.

I am autistic. No dx just every sign since childhood.

5'4/130 lbs

White

Short blond hair

Blue/Green central heterochromia

Small breasts (A cups) aka my chestnuts 🌰🌰🐿️

No plan to medically transition (maybe a little T)

No piercings or tattoos

Just a high school graduate.

For exercise, I like to go on walks and light weightlifting.

I can speak some French.

No denomination. Just a total atheist all the way down to Hell.

I was NEET for twelve years. Now I'm a pet sitter. Being hiki hiding in my room was existential dread dull when I can sit somewhere else with animals for money.

I like to cook, the ocean and its aquatic creatures, singing though I haven't recorded. I like to paint and crochet and make amigurumi. I love fabrics.

I will get back to writing when my brain recovers from the extended period of bedrotting as a vegetable. The extreme isolation fucked me up. I'm massaging my brain with a poking stick. 🧠

I alternate between narrating stories and voice acting on my channel.

I like cartoons. I don't draw much myself. It would be cool to VA on some project.

If you are an adult, feel free to interact with my blog.

If you are under 21 I will not message you or respond to messages sent from you. 18-20 are legally adults and are free to like and reblog my posts, but I feel are much too young for me as a man in my 30s to message personally.

I won't sext anyone at all unless you are my person. You know who you are babe. 😚

KINKS

Objectification

Tickle Torture

Sploshing

Coulrophillia

Hypnokink

Overstimulation

Edging

Orgasm Denial

Humiliation

Praise

CNC

Dry humping

Monsterfucking (especially slimy wet tentacles)

Spanking

Flogging

Wrestling for dominance

WARNING: The above bullets combined will make my brain melt

Not all of my kinks are necessarily sexual if that makes sense. Some of the things listed make me feel good and spacy, or high and mighty.

I am a virgin over the age of 30 aka a wizard. I can see that you have a bright future. 🔮✨

"Ha, ha, ha! Next you’ll be finding pleasure in a toothache!” you will exclaim, laughing.

“And why not? There is also pleasure in a toothache,” I will answer.

Fyodor Dostoevsky - Notes from Underground

That's all for now.

LINKS

My YouTube channel:

Initially I read creepypastas and SCP files, but have since switched more toward voice acting roleplays. Maybe will switch back to creepy stories, or honestly, do whatever I want whenever I want. It's an off and on hobby.

Soundgasm:

Ao3

https://archiveofourown.org/users/bosandaros

We had a really interesting talk about empathy the other day. She said that she literally doesn't feel other people's emotions, and said that it's impossible. I really am beginning to wonder about her psychology. Mainly because I'm really into method acting and I've found that nothing could be further from the truth, it just takes the effort that some people are never willing to or never learn to extend.

Although? *Sniffs sniffs*

I saw the recent Glitch short. I would have rather seen Jax get pregnant with a litter of kits and learn a valuable lesson from fatherhood than what happened to him.

I would have rather seen him chugging coffee in comically large househusband slippers while baby jester rabbits hang off him and tug on his ears crying for carrot juice than how the finale handled his arc.