Golly!

But have you seen weekend at bernies?

Admittedly it doesnt take much to rile me up but you are REALLY pushing my buttons! Ive had it up to my HOOSEGOW with your cockamamie tomfoolery! My name is not jape or jope or whatever else you may butcher it to be, its JAKE! J-A-K-E! 

N-n-now lets not be HASTY here! Theres no need to whip out any blades of the particularly terrifying variety just yet, mate, i cant help but feel youre being a little too blade happy and while im normally all for a round of fisticuffs itd be rather unfair with how dismally unprepared i am!!

    My dear gray fellow, its not that i’m doubting you when you say troll will smith is utterly darb!!! All im saying is that indiana jones is the best there is when it comes to putting on the ritz is all. I really didnt intend for you to completely blow a gasket!

GT: *Blows smoke off red hot irony pistol.* GT: *NONSUGGESTIVELY!!!!!*