i like sports

dennis whitaker when i find you i will suck your dick so hard your ancestors will feel it. my tongue will be so far down your throat imma taste your stomach acid. im gonna bend you over till you touch your toes n my strap gonna be so deep in your ass youre gonna swear you feel it in your throat and imma jerk you off until you’re shooting blanks like a held up soldiers riffle. you will be quivering and dazed to the point where youre not sure who you are. eyes are gonna be rolled back so fucking far you can count the folds on your brain. imma put it on you so fucking hard youre gonna have a compound femoral shaft fracture. you’re not getting up until the whole house is flooded. by the time we finished youre gonna be an attending. imma take it to the base and then some. im gonna fuck you so hard n long that when were done the cure to cancer will be readily available. im gonna drain you so fucking dry the sahara will not hold a candle to the absolute lack of moisture in your body.