#fishpics

Based on the amount of romance in this picture I'm not 100% sure Jack is interested in human suitors, but I swiped right because I'd like to find out.

Not sure who weighs more, the fish or Johnny.

I'm a little confused about what's happening with the rope tied to the fish, but otherwise not opposed to what's going on here. #cuddlelife

I'm getting the impression that Darcy can simply grab fish out of the water, so besides the fact that his name is Darcy, he has a pretty good chance with me.

Men everywhere, take note: It literally doesn't even matter what you look like if you have a picture with one or more adorable puppies. I would go on any number of potentially excruciating dates if it could lead to snuggling with any of these adorably fluffy little bastards.

Trey, I like where your head's at. You're trying to provide and all, but that's not gonna make much soup bro. Next.

Usually the presence of a dog makes me 100% more attracted to a guy but this is having the opposite effect.

I’m not sure how I feel about the close up slimy fish face, but based on his self-description I’d say Sean’s a keeper. Constructive Criticism: Sean, I’d like to see more consistent use of “G’s” when ending your present participle verbs please.

Dear parents of the world, you can't just make up names like this.

Sorry boys, but I'm in a pretty serious relationship with a 27 year old jellyfish named Seneca. The ultimate provider can not only catch a fish, but also become one with the (jelly) fish.

You can't just choose what vowels to put in your name all willy nilly.

I only had to photoshop one cat into this pic, I'll let you be the judge. Also plz get a real name.

Not a real name. Also wtf are you doing?

Damn Jerome, where'd you get all those birds?

I guess if given the option, I would choose big spoon in this situation as well. Solid choice, Scott.

Alex, you hot effing mess. Get your life together and then let's talk.

Your name is wrong but also give me your dog.