I Saw Sparks

uhhh your honour please let the record show that the defendant won't stop making jerk off gestures every time i get up to talk. well no he is because i can hear his handcuffs jingling when he does it. your honour can you get him to stop please

working a non food service job for the first time in over two years and now i Make Appointments. and the fun thing about Make Appointments jobs is if you dont like someones vibes you can say there are no more Appointments

its like if Sorry you were rude to me so now you get no hotdog! was REAL

i think people that deny others medical service should kill themselves

bro i work in a salon

sorry for not posting a pic of my actual job in the meme i made for tumblr . com i kind of assumed people would get the gist. i do appreciate you doubling down on the suicide baiting tho it shows strength of character

“Context is hard, rage is easy.” - something I’m going to try to keep in mind every time a tweet or take or opinion or action goes viral

That turned me on immensly

Fuck did they think would happen??

This is for the male audience

I thought it was going to fade to the Skyrim intro.

"nonbinary people have always existed!" no, gnc people have always existed. you morons were sent from hell to punish me in the year 2015

I've been nonbinary/gender fluid my whole life. I only identify as a female because that's the body I was given this time, and I enjoy it. I've been a man in the vast majority of my past lives. Usually a very gay man at that. It was actually coined by Wilchins in 1995(when I was 2) to describe anyone who is gnc, but nonbinary people have always existed.