hey, i’m parker

Genuinely just a good man. Wife adopts teenage witch that needs a place to stay in the city? Sure. Even though you got a kid on the way? That’s fine. Cat too? Love cats. 

the most underrated thing about the ghibli movies is how deeply they are love stories to working people, to the small folk, to moments of love and kindness. its not just about magic, many movies are about magic and fairytales. Its not only about the people in the stories, but about stories in the people. And they are just loveable.

I hate that I fully understand this

*likes your personal post that i don’t fully understand or have context for just so you know i’m listening and i care about you*

being able to teleport must suck ass when you have adhd

“why the FUCK am I in nevada”

grind

I feel personally attacked

thot

HEY!

I found out about this just after I applied for my name change. Could’ve saved $150.

“ Inge Ginsberg survived the Holocaust and became a spy for the Americans during WWII, smuggling arms to fight the Nazis. She married a composer and they wrote songs together in the 40’s and 50’s that were sung by Nat King Cole, Dean Martin, Doris Day, and Rosemary Clooney, among others. 60 years later, she got back into music and fell in love with Heavy Metal, which she now performs with world-renowned Classical musicians Lucia Caruso and Pedro da Silva – a.k.a. the TritoneKings.” There will never be anything more peak metal than this woman, ever.