heavy stuff

i love it when literal blackbeard appears in black sails and everybody's like ohhh the most frightening pirate has arrived we all tremble before his murderous gaze 😱😱 and then hes like nay its ok im just here to collect my evil disgusting son. Because i miss him.

*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

Being nice to someone you don't like is not manipulation btw it's being civil

I can’t believe mon mothma took the high road when figuring out how to deal with the missing credits. And of course by high road i mean framing her husband for a gambling addiction

bands in the late 60s were like “due to record company requirements and amphetamines being available OTC in every drug store, we are releasing 2 of the best albums of all time within the space of a year. maybe 3 albums if we really hate each other.”

how to use religious iconography and symbolism in a godforsaken, cunt serving, and incredibly transgender way