dog things !!

📞 ring ring !! hallo? who's this?

it's darling, of course !! ૮₍ ´ ꒳ `₎ა 🐾♡₊ ⊹

this is an account reserved for my girlfriend, about my girlfriend !!

who ??

darling !! ( he / it ) ; 18 y/o

this pup has a tendency to bite ; you've been warned !!

tags !!

🐾 darling yaps !! - my barks all about her !!

🩷 tail wags !! - my thought bubbles

🦴 biting bones !! - ...suggestive?

💌 sillyposting !! - posts just for fun :3

✂️ docked dog. - more vulnerable posts

( posts may have two tags at once !! )

had to stretch last time i was at her house and she quietly went "biiiig stretch" and GOD do i look like an overly happy puppy when i stretch again and it's the first thing to come to mind

like… like one of those dogs that have just run around outside for hours in the summer and they're all smiley

HOW IS SHE GONNA USE MY HAND TO JERK OFF BUT THEN GET JEALOUS WHEN I USE HERS ?????

how are you gonna say I am or call me good and then not add anything after it smh

...god, to be railed like that...

you know what?

once i really, really get to thinking about it... finally getting a place of our own might be the best thing i'll ever get to do. not even just for the sake of finally being out, but... gosh, there are so many little things that i can't wait for.

her waking up before i do, because she's always up before i am anyway, and groggily climbing out of bed to find her making herself a cup of coffee in the kitchen. standing in the doorway for a moment before making my way into the room, wrapping my arms around her and grumbling nonsense into the tissue of her shoulder or back or bicep, with her going "mhm?" or "g'morning, baby" in that morning voice that's a bit grumbly and so-very delicious to hear. a kiss shared before either of us get the chance to brush our teeth for the day or eat breakfast, still half-asleep and drowsy.

watching her come home one day (or coming home myself) to find her completely deflated and burnt out, talking to her softly and guiding her to the kitchen or the bathroom to wash her hair for her. telling her that she doesn't have to worry about a thing, going "let me take care of you for a bit, honey," and hearing her let out a murmur of reluctant compliance while my fingers work the soap suds against her scalp.

being pulled into bed when she decides it's bedtime - because she's gained the habit of conning me into coming to bed when she does - and giggling while i playfully shout "noooo, let go of me!," "one more round, i promise!," and "wait, no! just a few more minutes!" before ultimately being beat in our non-existent argument and climbing into bed anyway, skin to skin and surrounded in her warmth while she complains "it's hooooooot..."

ow ow ow ow... it hurts to sit uppp ૮ ’ﻌ｀ა...

guys, guys!! i got to show my beloved my true adoration to her earlier today, because she let me give her the title of goddess!!

it's been in mind for... quite a while now, ehehe... but i was nervous that she'd think the role was "too high" for her or something like that. but things actually went really well!! i got to become more poetic with my words and how i spoke to her, pleading for her to accept my "prayer" to her and to fulfill it ("you've always been so wonderful with my requests, my divinity; please?")... gosh, it's wonderful...

i must consume.

not a proper meal - nothing is appetizing - but i crave to shove handful after handful of anything i can grasp into my open maw.

...

wanted to show mommy that i could be her good puppy (and begging for her forgiveness for being rude, i think? but i got carried away...) which resulted in recording not one but two different voice memos of me whining and whimpering while begging for her and apologizing while i held my toy to myself and kept cycling through settings to edge myself because i wasn't allowed to cum

the voice memos were too quiet, though, and i ended up deleting them. however, i stayed good and didn't cum!!

you guys remember this post about how knowing my partner is showering when i am is almost intimate to me?

yeah so guess what happened yesterday guys

guess

YES GUYS WE SHOWERED TOGETHER

and NO it wasn't freaky 😒

okay maybe a smalllll bit BUT that's a story for later

she was so sweet (besides when she was spraying me with the water) and it actually felt... like... domestic? like she was seeing my body and not my body, if that makes sense?

...seeing me naked without seeing me sexual.

...yeah!!

no, i actually don't think i'll ever get over the fact that, like...

people admire them, maybe know her by name.

"woah, watch what koi does." "koiii, come here!" "(pfft-) oh my gosh, wrap it up, koi-"

but, like...

that's my koi?

...yes?

my koi is showing someone how to do something!

my koi is being called over to chat or watch!

my koi is making others smile and laugh!

that's my koi!!

eek!! she's my partner!! and she's so cool!!

"i love you, phoe!!"

did you know i'm scared of driving on bridges above water because of a story my mom told me as a kid that stuck with me?

did you know that i love the look of white clothing but get self-conscious wearing it, especially shirts?

did you know that i'm extremely selective with meat when i eat a meal, and if any part of it suddenly tastes or feels wrong, i feel sick and have to throw it away?

did you know that i love taking care of other people or their pets when they're hurt or sick because i love having the feeling of being needed? did you know that it's because i got told "i love you, but you aren't helping" as a kid, making me feel incapable of doing things that would aid others?

did you know that i hate crying around others, and only do so when i've laughed hard enough or gotten overly happy over something, because i hate the feeling of being worried about?

did you know that i'm not actually as smart in terms of common sense than in academics? history isn't my strong suit, i can't tell you where the states go on a map, i struggle to recall what is and isn't okay to do or say around people...