Phil's-osophy

When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life'll be all like 'what?!'

If you're ever in a jam, a crayon scrunched up under your nose makes a good pretend mustache.

If you love something, set it free. Unless it's a Tiger.

Watch a sunrise at least once a day.

You can tell a lot about a person from his Biography.

Success is 1% inspiration, 98% perspiration and 2% attention to detail.

Older black ladies make the best iced tea.

Dance until your feet hurt. Sing until your lungs hurt. Act until you’re William Hurt.

Marry someone who looks sexy while disappointed.

Never be afraid to reach for the stars because even if you fall, you'll always be wearing a Parent-chute ™

Take a lesson from Parakeets. If you're ever feeling lonely, just eat in front of a mirror.

You only get one chance at a first impression. I suggest Julia Child because it's easy to do. 'Save the giblets'

The most amazing things that can happen to a human being will happen to you, if you just lower your expectations.

If you get pulled over for speeding. Tell them your spouse has diarrhoea.

Always look people in the eye. Even if they're blind. Just say 'I'm looking you in the eye'