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Working on a scene right now that’s basically the reverse of the Luke/Vader “I am your father” scene.

Shaka goes “yeah so I think you’re my father” and his entire response is “oh. You’re still alive? Ugh if you say so”

“And I started with you because I’m pretty sure you’re my father.”

It was in that moment that it occurred to me to wonder if Fae fucked each other.

The prince’s nose wrinkled—from amusement or disgust? “Well, then. I am surprised you survived. You were such a delicate child. And so feral now, too. Like a common little wildling. What could you have to offer me?

stesierra

I love this.

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fuckyeahdwarffortress

A handy guide for your Jewellers and Gem Cutters.

I accept payment in trillion-cut black diamonds.

Chop chop.

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Useful!

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A husband and wife unexpectedly meet in the same spot, both trying to bury a body

phantommill

"Ey, you come here often? Hahah"

"We are married, Jonh"

heytatertot

@nathanwpyle

I literally love this.

I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.

No joke.

meg-moira

This has the same energy as a writer desperately trying to make their insanely cool but devastatingly off the wall plot point work with the rest of the story

phantommill

This is like when a billionaire makes a stupid idea, but better

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“You have my sword” said the Ranger. “And my Bow” said the elf. “And my axe” said the dwarf. “And all of my guns” said the American.

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Me meeting a genie: Okay, so my first wish is for 1000 dollars a day, deposited to my bank account without any way of tracing it to anything illegal. I want this money to come from the ten richest people in America (100 dollars each), withdrawn under the guise of nebulous, random purchases and surcharges. It would probably be best to split the money into a myriad of smaller fees, though, to reduce the likelihood of anyone noticing. Got all that?

Genie: um

Me, continuing on without a care: For my SECOND wish, I want you to give me the ability to learn any given phoneme, so that I can learn to pronounce new languages perfectly. If you’re willing, it’d be nice if it were a little easier to memorize new languages too, but if that’s not cool, I’m perfectly fine doing all the legwork myself I mostly just want to be capable of pronouncing things correctly.

Genie, now staring at me like I’m insane: ……okaaayyy?….

Me: For my third wish. I want to always have great ideas for gifts for people. Every birthday, every holiday, I want to be able to come up with something they’d really like, with enough time to actually get it for them.

Genie, just staring at me

Me: I can provide you with a written document if that would help.

beautifulscreaminglady

people like op are the ones that get memorialized in folk tales for outwitting the devil

writing-prompt-s

You are the only human employee at a company staffed by a multitude of alien species. Your colleagues seem to be having a difficult time properly understanding who, or what, your guide dog is.

llleighsmith

‼️ my recreation textbook said prison abolition now!

planeoftheeclectic

[Image id: Figure from Power, Promise, Potential, and Possibilities of Parks, Recreation, and Leisure.

What Recreators Can Do

It costs approximately $30,000 to incarcerate a juvenile offender for one year. If that money were available to Parks and Recreation, we could do the following:

Take him swimming twice a week for 24 weeks,

And give him four tours of the zoo, plus lunch,

And enroll him in 50 community center programs,

And visit the nature center twice,

And let him play league softball for a season,

And tour the gardens at the park twice,

And give him two weeks of tennis lessons,

And enroll him in two weeks of day camp,

And let him play three rounds of golf,

And act in one play,

And participate in one fishing clinic,

And take a four-week pottery class,

And play basketball eight hours a weeks for 40 weeks,

After which we could return to you: $29,125 and one much happier kid.

Reprinted, by permission, from E. O’Sullivan, 1999, Setting a course for change (National Recreation and Park Association).

End ID]

phantommill

you could also just, instead of treating them like a kid detent, a juvenille criminal, you know

get them rehabilitation and theraphy and some shit.

stesierra

I just want to tell writers that it's okay to think your own writing is awesome. It doesn't make you vain. It doesn't mean you have the Dunning-Kruger effect. It doesn't mean you aren't critical enough. As someone who always felt like I didn't judge myself harshly enough over my writing, I wish someone had told me that when I was learning. Yes, I want people to suggest improvement when I ask for it. But it's okay to be confident in your overall skills. It doesn't mean you're doing it wrong. Trust me, the people who are actually incompetent NEVER doubt themselves.

phantommill

yes! it mostly just means you are proud of what you just made! and, this is valid for artists as well :)

sodorz

thinking abt how fucked up steam engine boiler explosions can look. theyre just pipes under there

gives me the idea of a ghost/monster engine that looks normal, albeit a bit battered, only to swing their smokebox door open and a myriad of pipes come bursting out like fucked up tentacles

marlynnofmany

I didn’t know a train could be an eldritch horror, but here we are.

siphersaysstuff

The Call of C'thchoochoo.

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ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.

something-spectacular

I will always reblog things like this, it won’t ruin your blog or the look of it, and this could potentially save a life.

PLEASE reblog this.

nogistuneobrien-deactivated2016

I have reblogged this about three times now and I will never not reblog it

eyeslikeonyx

i actually heard of this happening in atlanta not that long ago. that shit is terrifying as hell.

nici-reads-deactivated20190926

idc if it may ruin my blog look or whatever, if it means word gets out about these bastards then imma reblog x1000

sunflower-flow

reposting on my friends account

memebone-deactivated20170524

holy shit, that’s absolutely horrifying… definitely gonna reblog this shit, this could fucking save people’s lives.

the-emerald-empire-deactivated2

Maybe this will be useful to some of my followers!

percybluecookieheaven

Everyone should see this, it’s really important

maraschinobeso

I reblog every time

the-nightmare-gamer

If you don’t reblog this you’re auto required to leave

the-nightmare-gamer

I fucking told you, auto

supernovaenpanthera-moved

dUDE

ask-trans-feliciano

hOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS HORRIFYING PLEASE REBLOG

askthemisfitsgt-blog

oh god oh god oh god

PLEASE REBLOG

I’M NOT EVEN JOKING

WTF

Stay alert ladies!

be warned

REBLOG!!!!!!!!!

HOLY SHIT! GUYS REBLOG THE FUCK OUTTA THIS!!!

danlop1970-blog-deactivated2022

I’m used to not rebloging anything ………..BUT HECK YEAH I’M REBLOGING THIS!!!!!!!

yuejo

This is horrifying! Everyone please be careful!

skippingseaglass

!!!!!!!

STOP SCROLLING

PLEASE REBLOG

STOP SCROLLING

PLEASE REBLOG

anony-phangirl

HOLY CRAP!!! ALRIGHT ATTENTION TO THIS!! PLEASE REBLOG THIS!!! - THIS SHOULD ALSO BE A WARNING THEM GUYS!!! PLEASE!!!

xxxko0kiexxx-deactivated2021012

This isn’t a big thing in England (that I’m aware of) but I’m still reblogging this because I have American mutuals and followers! Please please stay safe guys

trashy-ash-deactivated20200722

DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS!!!

PLEASE, PLEASE REBLOG THIS, THIS IS HORRIBLE AND IT NEEDS MORE ATTENTION

Please stay safe everyone｡:ﾟ(;´∩`;)ﾟ:｡

stop scrolling bitch

reblog this dammit

!!!!

This shit is so fucking awful that I nearly broke my phone in the rage I felt–

im-so-goddamn-tired

If it saves someones life I’m down to REBLOG

g4y-gr3ml1n

REBLOG = POTENIAL LIFE SAVED, WHICH MEANS DO IT!!!!

blingblong55

REBLOG

REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG!!

ferno-does-random-shit

ah sweet, man-made horrors well within my comprehension.

reblog or i will personally chop off your little toe or sth.

jadewazzletime

Hey, if you read this, you should probably be reblogging…

id-fragmenta

well ya gotta do it

anxiety-filled-pessimist-deacti

What the hell is wrong with people…

fantasticcollectorkitten

REBLOG

a-fucking-simp-00-deactivated20

Reblog this, not just the ladies!!!

fantasticcollectorkitten

REBLOG!!!

jamneuromain

Sheer abuse of girls’ sympathy yet still there are human traffickers and rapers who would put a Bluetooth speaker outside of your home (especially girls who live alone) playing the voice of babies crying or puppies barking in order to lure you out of your house.

donniesbabygirl28

This is sickening.

Yall stay safe <3

mariposakitten

11 years. 11 years, and y'all don’t take 30 fucking seconds to fact-check.

Warnings that rapists are employing children pretending to be lost in order to lure victims to them are unsubstantiated.

In this whole reblog chain, nobody noticed that there was not one single reputable source verifying even ONE TIME that this happened? Really??

phantommill

oopsie. at least they had good intentions!

ad-wills

phantommill

"I would kill for you"

what-even-is-thiss

About three years ago a stranger from tumblr sent me $15 and told me to buy a cutting board with it. I bought a 3-pack of plastic cutting boards with it that I still use all the time. Idk who that person is but their impact on my life is sitting behind my sink and allows me the luxury of having different sizes of cutting boards to choose from. Those cutting boards are well loved and frequently used and I do often think of you when I use them, whoever you are. So if you’re out there, thank you again. And I hope strangers are just as kind to you as you were to me.

#we need more people like this

writing-prompt-s

“How many people have died to achieve this world domination of yours?” “769.” “…What?” “769 people died to achieve my plans. I counted them, and had each of their names etched on my throne so I never forget what my victory cost the world. Now tell me, how many have you killed to see me dead?”

evil-britney

*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*

sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2

you mean, skin?

degenerate-perturbation

What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.

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phantommill

this is literally "would you still love me if I was a worm" but as a cute little story

stesierra

Proud to announce I finally have the self confidence to try publishing again but none of the time, energy or brain power to do it because of my three month old baby.

phantommill

dont worry, you will have plenty of time in like 14 years when they can not put something on fire when a few hours alone at home :)

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