I thought it was appropriate to finish this old idea I had back in December due to… nothing in particular, obviously
(This is obviously an exaggeration for the sake of comedy… I hope?)
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I thought it was appropriate to finish this old idea I had back in December due to… nothing in particular, obviously
(This is obviously an exaggeration for the sake of comedy… I hope?)

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original by @foxes-in-love , one of my fav comics ever now w my fav characters ever
Turns out you can roll a 7 on a d6
but only once.
Some Yu-Gi-Oh! bullshit right there
this has me in absolute fucking shambles. like actual agony.
"you have gay eyes" is like. what the fuck does that mean. but also he does.
Old habits die hard...
Grace at 3 am with what’s left of his sleep deprived brain struggling: hot buns this is the best essay I’ve read all year. I’m giving this student two stars

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I really can and will blame the 9-5 for everything. "We're in a loneliness epidemic" well, we have to spend a third of our day interacting with people in a professional way that makes forming real friendships difficult and then we're peopled out by the time we're done. "People are eating more and more unhealthily" people have to spend more than a third of their day doing work related tasks and they don't want to spend their tiny amount of free time making food. "People aren't involved in their local communities" after spending more than a third of their day doing work related things people are tired and also all those community events take place during normal working hours. "People need to get more hobbies" after spending more than a third of their day working, people are TIRED and don't want to do anything that takes yet more energy. "Literacy is dying" to maintain your critical thinking skills you need to read/watch things that make you think and after spending more than a third of your day doing work related stuff you are TIRED and don't want to expend even more brainnpower. "People need to get outside more" People. Are. TIRED. Because they have to spend all of their time working or preparing for work or recovering from work or doing all the chores they couldn't stay on top of because of work. I can blame fucking anything on having to work, it is truly the root of all fucking evil.
Hey OP, love your scalding take here; don't forget about commutes.
Once you factor in commute times (which even for short distances can be grotesquely inflated due to the fact that so many people are all commuting at the same time, but that's a different conversation) many people are actually devoting upwards of 10-12 hours a day on "work related tasks."
*It's a poorly drawn picture of three smiling people. Written on it...
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Flirty Tenna because he won one part of the contest. Please keep voting for him!
Thinking about a more modern AU.
Luo Binghe is about 14. His mother is bedbound, too sick to work, and they're too poor to get her medicine, so he's taken to- reluctantly- petty theft.
In the original plot, he'd end up stealing from someone working for Shen Qingqiu and get himself in some serious trouble for it; something that would eventually lead to Binghe somehow rising from the ashes to become the biggest crime boss in the city, country, and eventually the world.
In this timeline, he tries to pickpocket a passing stranger with glasses during a rain storm, but as he pretends to trip onto him, he sees the man's eyes go wide. Suddenly things aren't going to plan at all. The man tries to catch him, and instinctively Binghe tries to correct himself, but Binghe's momentum ends up overtaking them both and they fall onto the wet sidewalk. The man's umbrella falls off somewhere to the side.
There's groaning under him as the man tries to sit up, and then Binghe proceeds to get fussed over. He's barely managed to sit up himself before the man (introducing himself as Shen Yuan) starts patting him down and checking him over.
"You're alright? No scrapes?"
"M-Mm."
This is not how it usual goes for him. If Binghe messed up and/or missed the target, his victims tended to either scoff at him on the ground or scold him viciously. No one has ever checked him over like this before...
Shen Yuan helps him stand and, the next thing he knows, Binghe is being dragged into the nearest restaurant and sat down for an apology meal, because somehow this man- Shen Yuan- got it into his head that the whole thing was somehow his fault.
Binghe gets to eat as much as he wants.
Binghe gets to take food home. A whole meal.
Shen Yuan gives him extra cash for the trouble, as if this wasn't enough.
Binghe- Binghe-
He feels so Guilty.
The poor boy ends up bursting into tears, pleadingly pushing the cash back at the man, explaining that it was all actually his fault and that he was a pickpocket. The nice man- Shen Yuan-
Knows?
He still insists on Binghe taking the cash. He-...He gives Binghe his phone number and says to call him if he gets into trouble.
He gives him his umbrella and tells him to get home safe.
. . .
Shen Qingqiu, some distance away, takes off his glasses and hooks them onto his shirt. He lets out a great big sigh. Step one: Hug the Protagonist Golden Thighs has been completed!!
please. im so nosy.
addition which is maybe more pressing and also has been true since chapter 4. PLEASE
too much undertale/deltarune content has me playing other games and thinking "well naturally at some point they must address the seperation between player and player-character, their status as a vessel and the inherent unfairness of having us control their life, right?" as if thats just a normal thing for videogames to contain.
do you think mario resents me for making him drive go kart
Haven’t had a chance to watch the tutorial yet, but I’m seriously considering making this for my gf’s niece

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So a few years ago I had this idea where SY introduces DnD to QJP as "strategy training" and SQH ends up coming over every week or so to be the DM. (Ofc all of the scenarios are written by SQH) (under SY's supervision bc you can't trust that man) and SY helps with monster-related stuff and convincing YQY to let SQH spend more time outside of An Ding Peak (or smth idk)
Anyway 3 years later here's a short comic inspired by this idea
(MF plays the wizard, NYY the barbarian, and LBH the paladin)
This is what having auditory processing issues is like.