I ship it! 🦄

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

He checked her pulse

DING DING DING

How could you be against free college. Like if I think about student loans for more than a few minutes I think about jumping off a cliff have some pity damn

Because hundreds of thousands of people have already paid for their tuition. Should they be reimbursed? It’s not fair to the people who have already paid/ are paying for college. That’s why.

Yeah I love thinking how my kids are gonna cry and have panic attacks because of the heavy student loans they’re gonna have just because they want to go to a good school. Yeah I really want them to suffer just like I did bc yknow I paid why should they have it any easier than me?? I don’t want America to be better than I found it. Fuck future generations.

i dont think we should use cars because it’s not fair to the people who had to travel via horseback. should they be resurrected with necromancy and allowed to apply for a drivers license?  think logically here

Also, like, I am one hundred percent in favour of people being reimbursed actually. That sounds like a great next step!

me???? tired???? sleepy??? yes constantly

HOLY SHIT ARE THERE PATTERNS FOR SOME OF THESE I CANT THINK OF A BETTER CROSS OF MY TWO FAVE THINGS