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Skeletons, countrymen, lend me your ears (or ear bones)!

As many of you may know, my name is General Carpala. I am a skeleton of advanced age. For 462 years, I have fought in the great Skeleton War- an annual battle between skeletons and Fuckboys (anti-skeleton humans). In addition to serving as a general in battle, I am a member of the Strategy and Organization Council. I see it as my duty to keep the skeletons and Fleshies (humans) here on “Tumblr.com” informed about the goings-on of the war! I am also president of the Skele-pun club, which you may join at any time by submitting a skeleton-related pun! Especially good puns may win you the rank of a “deputy” of the club. Here is an example of a submission!

In the rest of this Tumblr Blog Post, I shall explain what the Skeleton War is and how you may enlist or contribute to the War Effort. Click the button labeled “Keep reading” if you wish to continue, reader!

Skeletons, countrymen, lend me your ears (or ear bones)!

As many of you may know, my name is General Carpala. I am a skeleton of advanced age. For 462 years, I have fought in the great Skeleton War- an annual battle between skeletons and Fuckboys (anti-skeleton humans). In addition to serving as a general in battle, I am a member of the Strategy and Organization Council. I see it as my duty to keep the skeletons and Fleshies (humans) here on “Tumblr.com” informed about the goings-on of the war! I am also president of the Skele-pun club, which you may join at any time by submitting a skeleton-related pun! Especially good puns may win you the rank of a “deputy” of the club. Here is an example of a submission!

In the rest of this Tumblr Blog Post, I shall explain what the Skeleton War is and how you may enlist or contribute to the War Effort. Click the button labeled “Keep reading” if you wish to continue, reader!