Peyton 'peypey' Melgrave

What comes once in a minute, Twice in a moment, But never in a thousand years? 

Because I ate my rice and cabbage, dick.

Because I ate my rice and cabbage, dick.

You think differently anon? Wow. I’m so offended, everyone knows I obviously live straight by the bible, I am the purest of pure, I’d even say I was holy. I’m just fucking kidding, I sweat like a whore in church because I am the whore in church. You should come see me and we can be sinners together ;) 

Wilbur, though sometimes, I feel like Jiminy Crickets and he’s Pinocchio. None the less, he’s considered a friend.

If you seriously think that we dance like that in the club . . I can’t help but wonder if you’ve actually had any experience beyond holding hands and sending love notes.

as much as i’d love for a demonstration on scissoring ——– i’ll have to pass

Day 1 and you guys are already getting frisky ——– just don’t pop a baby on the field!

My first anon is about getting laid? I love it. But ya know i’m not one to kiss and tell, Jesus doesn’t like it. Just fucking kidding, I don’t give a shit, though I’ll give my main hoe Peyton some love, since babe.

As if you would ever need to offer twice, you can count me in. Poor Wednesday though, she’s such a sweetie I’d almost hate to get her kicked out. Speaking of which, my roomate at the moment appeares to be MIA, it’s our lucky day.

and then licking up the juicy contents after…

… and you went there.