am i the wet socks that you hate?

Why does it have to be done?

Well, maybe not for you, I don’t know what you want to do, but if I want to do social work, human biology is highly recommended. 

I can’t really say it’s one of my favourite lessons.

Nor mine, but it has to be done, really.

Never heard of that side effect.

You obviously haven’t got that far in Bio yet, I’m sure you’ll soon get there.

I like to call it a side-effect of alcohol.

Another side-effect of alcohol is being drunk.

Completely. I just get giggly and struggle to walk.

I’m no expert, but that sounds like being drunk to me.

That’s not very nice. I never get drunk.

Are you sure about that one?

Well, doesn’t that make me feel more prepared for next year.

It’s nothing. More alcohol for me.

Win-win situation. You get more of what you want, and I get to laugh at your drunken state because of the extra alcohol.

You don’t drink?

Um, no, I didn’t realize it was that big a deal.